Where's My Jewish Phrase For When You People Are Being Irrevocably Horny?

Opsiian I must ask your most deranged opinion on cereal. For science

sometimes i like eating peanut butter captain crunch without the milk because the pain adds flavor.

‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

ur in her dms im decomposing in her chest freezer that blew its fuse three weeks ago n she didnt notice

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own

”Oh I’m not leaving”

(siblings)

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

I had an interesting night last night

Scientific question: What is your most deranged opinion on cereal

THIS IS A FUNNY QUESTION

I think it's just not very good...

It's a usually unhealthy snack that I don't even feel good eating. But this comes from a person who CANNOT eat sweet things first thing in the morning so I'm biased.

Dissection? Vivisection? Ah you get the drift