Does Anyone Else Think Dazai Wakes Up In A Cold Sweat In The Middle Of The Night To Cringe About How

Who the fuck looked at a lobster and thought "oh yeah thats food"

shoutout to the person in front of me at FNAF with a FNAF movie bingo card. how does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker in that room

YESSS

"Oh thank god Blumhouse didn't make the purple guy sexy" fucking dumbass Matthew Lillard is hot, what you mean to say is "Oh thank god Blumhouse made the purple guy look like an actual dad from the 80's instead of an anime soft boy twink straight out of genshin impact or gacha life."

ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶠᶦʳᵉ ᵐᵉ.

"His new boy," did you just fucking shoot me?

Who are these divas 💜

happy birthday sunny… this is very late and rushed.., oops 🥯 (hoping i wont find like 174937 mistakes later)

i feel so ill ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I broke into T.J.Maxx to steal men’s clothes and ended up getting turned into a vampire at some point in the process.