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no thoughts. only sad gay vampires.

Shortest dissertation ever: you just don’t do missions.

bring back dr heinz doofenshmirtz

IF THEY DONT WANT ME TO FUCK THE VILLAIN THEN THEY NEED TO STOP MAKING THEM FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!

unbelievable

Harry: *points microphone to crowd* YOU SING

The majority of the crowd who thought they were “good” fans for refusing to listen to the leak:

Slytherin: I want someone to take me out

Ravenclaw: Like on a date or with a sniper gun?

Slytherin: Surprise me

Any Slytherin

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

what it’s like reading classics research

this is in dutch/german/french/whatever language you don’t know how to read

it is from the 60s and racist

gratuitous untranslated greek/latin

greek/latin that is translated, but into french for some reason

this book went out of print in 1763

there is exactly one physical copy of this book left in the world and it is located in a library across the ocean