Made-of-hybris - El

how can people enjoy shows without spending all of their freetime shitposting about them on tumblr and reading fanfiction of their ships until 3 am

my brother in fanfiction, you chose to open the bag why are you surprised the dove is dead? 

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

inanimate objects do not have a gender nor do they cater to one gender specifically. read that again and stfu.

Any Slytherin

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

sorry for thinking it's hot when men are experiencing the worst torment of their life. as if it's my fault

i love villains. redeemable or irredeemable. don't care. putting them in my mouth.

Shortest dissertation ever: you just don’t do missions.

Hades : My entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

really wish cicero had a tumblr just so i could see his DNI list