Slytherin / Intp / Taurus

the best characters are ones that suffer from a chronic case of Dramatic Cunt Syndrome

idk maybe domestic abuse trials shouldn’t be treated as entertainment

You are full of wrong

— sleep deprived INTP

i really wish everyone could see harry’s face when zane talked about artists doing stupid stuff, like skateboarding, and breaking their legs and stuff on tour askjsh

Philosophy major be like

Hogwarts Houses as: Zombie Movies

Gryffindor:

Dawn of the Dead

Resident Evil

World War Z

Gryffindor likes the gore. And they like the action. They want to see people fighting hordes of zombies and winning against all odds.

Ravenclaw:

28 Days Later

Night of the Living Dead

Train to Busan

Ravenclaw likes their zombies movies to have a few brains. A good plot and believable zombies makes Ravenclaw happy. Add some character development and Ravenclaw is already making popcorn.

Hufflepuff:

Warm bodies

Pride, Prejudice and Zombies

ParaNorman

It’s not that Hufflepuff is a softy or doesn’t like gore. Hufflepuff doesn’t mind all that. But Hufflepuff wants a movie with heart and soul. A little bit of romance and some lighthearted jokes and Hufflepuff is there.

Slytherin:

Zombieland

Shaun of the Dead

I am Legend

Dark humour and gory zombies, these are the things that Slytherin wants in a zombie movie. Yes, I am Legend is technically not zombies, and not humourous, but Slytherin is a sucker for dogs that die in a movie.

this is the most aggressive i've ever seen him get and i for one am positively LIVING for this kind of cold wrath

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