Maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen Of Gridlock

I can't be the only one like this?

You deserve to be kissed until the world melts away—until nothing exists but the warmth of her lips against yours, the soft press of her body, the slow, intoxicating rhythm of hands tracing over curves that finally feel like they belong to you. You deserve the way she breathes your name like a prayer, like an answer to a question neither of you ever had to ask. The way her fingers skim over your skin, teasing, learning, cherishing, until you feel less like a person and more like something divine, something worthy of devotion.

You deserve the stolen glances that turn into lingering stares, the way she tugs you close by the collar of your shirt, her smirk daring, her voice teasing. The way she whispers, low and full of promise, how beautiful you are, how you drive her crazy, how she’s been waiting for this moment since the first time she saw you, shifting nervously in a dress that finally felt like home. You deserve the laughter between breathless kisses, the playful tug of her teeth against your lip, the way her hands settle on your hips with a possessiveness that makes your knees weak.

You deserve to be wanted like this, to be loved not just for who you are now, but for every part of you that led to this moment. Every choice, every struggle, every whispered wish to finally feel right in your own skin—it all led here, to her, to the way she looks at you like you’re the most breathtaking thing she’s ever seen. You deserve to be adored, to be touched with reverence and reckless abandon, to be known in every sense of the word. And gods, you deserve to be kissed like she’ll never get enough.

Some people say that Midna’s canonical true form doesn’t really match her established characterisation, and I can totally see where they’re coming from, but for me, the notion of trueform!Midna being this elegant eight-foot-tall sorcerer queen while still having exactly the same horrible trash imp personality is fucking hilarious.

happy cum on her mainframe thursday to all who celebrate

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

favorite thing is when a brat goes from “i hate you” to “i want your cum inside me” in the span of ten minutes

what if we got kidnapped together and made out in the boot of our captor's car 🥺

Giggles during mean, nasty sex is a requirement, actually.

Do we like headpats here?