Maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen Of Gridlock

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

There's nothing to see here, you silly Americans. Get back to work.

I'd love to say that I disappear from tmblr because I'm getting kidnapped and railed, but tragically, neither of those things are happening, and I'm just bad at blogging.

A painting of some edible flowers ~

CW: Sis with a y

Lmaoooo big fucking yikes. Pro tip, if you want me to fuck with you maybe go over what sort of shit I'm into, getting called (what is imo) a slur doesn't do it for me. Then to top it all off just immediately blocking me instead of apologizing just seals the deal. Peak

Me and who?

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.