Maddieofmarvel - Wjared

oo wee oo

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

I found this absolute Gem on TikTok and the comments on it made it even funnier.

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

bad image quality sorry but this scene literally looks like this

Local man desperately trying to stop the cycle before it gets to his kids (it’s already there)

The date is 4/13 in the year 2021, where we are all HOME STUCK. Sarah Z has just uploaded a NEW YouTube video about a CERTAIN WEBCOMIC and you are EXITED to watch it. You need to get ready before you watch it. What will you do? You go to your CLOSET and select a BLACK SHIRT with a ZODIAC SIGN on it that most likely isnt the one you were born under. Your guardian is confused by this move. They never understood why you bought that STRANGE shirt in the first place. You add the shirt to your SYLLADEX. You then spot some GREY FACE PAINT and a HORN HEADBAND on the countertop. You add them to your sylladex too. You collect some more clothes to finish your COSPLAY then go into the bathroom to get ready. You notice a GREY SHARPIE inside the bathroom which has no place being in there. You don't know why, but seeing a GREY SHARPIE next to a BATHTUB makes you uneasy. You change quickly and apply the makeup, then return to your bedroom to load up the YouTube video. Your FRIENDS begin PESTERING you just as you are about to hit play. What could they possibly want?

November 5th, 2020, a moodboard

This is one for the OGs