Maddieofmarvel - Wjared

The Unbearable Weight of Being Seen™

Mondays am I right?

The date is 4/13 in the year 2021, where we are all HOME STUCK. Sarah Z has just uploaded a NEW YouTube video about a CERTAIN WEBCOMIC and you are EXITED to watch it. You need to get ready before you watch it. What will you do? You go to your CLOSET and select a BLACK SHIRT with a ZODIAC SIGN on it that most likely isnt the one you were born under. Your guardian is confused by this move. They never understood why you bought that STRANGE shirt in the first place. You add the shirt to your SYLLADEX. You then spot some GREY FACE PAINT and a HORN HEADBAND on the countertop. You add them to your sylladex too. You collect some more clothes to finish your COSPLAY then go into the bathroom to get ready. You notice a GREY SHARPIE inside the bathroom which has no place being in there. You don't know why, but seeing a GREY SHARPIE next to a BATHTUB makes you uneasy. You change quickly and apply the makeup, then return to your bedroom to load up the YouTube video. Your FRIENDS begin PESTERING you just as you are about to hit play. What could they possibly want?

there should be a club for divorced men to have bad sex with each other

Comfort Pedro wearing that cardigan and a Lakers shirt. Bonus points if he’s wearing both at the same time.

Men will literally pose in front of a fire with their fingers in their mouth while reading their former co-worker’s poetry book

Tumblr Top 5: Hottest Horror Movie Characters

Enter the sick and twisted minds of @wearewatcher's Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara as they countdown their top five hottest, steamiest, most sopping wet horror movie characters, with a little help from unofficial official Tumblr mascot, Coppy.

I can't believe it