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Some Alucard from Hellsing NSFW hcs, please? (He's one of my favorite vampires and I just love him 😍)

You asked, and you shall receive~

N.S.F.W. under the cut!

He’s dominant and takes the lead by definition - He’s so used to his ways as a Voivode that he can’t do things any other way.

He’s more traditional, but with a little speck of the modern world and vampirism - He enjoys a bit of bondage, but would prefer taking his time with you, going cruelly slow and sensual until he hears you begging for his mercy.

He doesn’t want getting rough with you unless you ask, in fear of hurting you, and even then, he would be very careful not to do something bad with his vampiric strength.

It takes a shit ton of composure out of him to not bite your neck when he kisses you, but even if you allow him to take a taste of your sweet blood, stopping would be the most difficult thing he’s ever done in his life.

Alucard prefers being on top, he loves looking down at you and taking in the sweet imagine of you and all the expressions you make while he’s hitting all the right spots, but if you ever want to have your fun riding him, he wouldn’t deny you.

Don’t be afraid during oral, he knows very well not to mistakenly scratch you with his long fangs... But he has a long tongue that does absolute miracles, and you don’t need any religious figure to reach Heaven anymore.

He doesn’t talk much, and most sounds would be low grunts, but he’ll check on you frequently and make sure you’re okay and that he’s not being too much for you.

Alucard lives only for your pleasure - He’s old and doesn’t care much for his anymore - But yours is absolutely the most important.

When you’re done, Alucard would bring you to his chest and stroke your hair lovingly, whispering a soft ‘I love you’, when he’s sure you’ve fallen asleep.

Vlad by Naranbaatar Ganbold

My favourite kink of his 😍

✑ Anonymous sent : "your madara as a dad headcanons really hit the spot because that's exactly how i image he would be like 😩 now i can't stop thinking about how he would make those babies i feel like he would fuck you dumb just to convince you to give him another one so in short may i request nsfw madara + breeding kink headcanons god bless"

✑ Anli's useless comment : Expecting Madara to want to stop at one child is absolute clown behavior fr, I don't want kids AT ALL but this man could convince me to have 20 and he wouldn't even have to try hard Also, sorry it's so short, I have 2 more requests in my inbox about this man's breeding kink specifically, I had to keep some of the stuff I wanted to say for those as well ahahah

Warning(s) : Breeding kink // AFAB!Reader // Mention of pregnancy // NSFW — Minors DNI

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Ok y'all I'm so mad, I was almost done with this request when Tumblr decided to fuck me over and DELETED ALL OF IT SOMEHOW ??? I couldn't even CTRL+Z or CTRL+Y my way out of it. What the actual fuck— This is so upsetting fr

うちはマダラ • Uchiha Madara

NSFW

↳ Nobody should be surprised to hear me say that this has to be Madara's biggest kink. But before I get into more detail about it, I'm going to start with something a little different from what you'd normally expect to read on one of these posts.

↳ Madara's breeding kink is entirely dependent and intimately linked to what he feels towards the person he's having sex with. If you're just a fling he has no romantic feelings for, his breeding kink gets shoved so deep inside of him that it might as well be non-existent.

↳ If he doesn't love you, he would never deem you worthy enough to even feel his cum in or on you, let alone get the privilege to carry his child. Because that's exactly what it is — a privilege. So if in his eyes you aren't deserving of that, he's going to fuck you stupid and finish himself off somewhere else without you.

↳ You shouldn't attempt to coax the kink out of him. It won't work. If anything, he'll see it as an insult if you beg for his cum or for him to breed you. That shit would turn him off so quick that he's going to stop everything so he can put you back in your place and let you know that what you just did borderline disgusts him.

↳ This is an entirely different story if Madara is actually in love with you. From the moment he's aware of his feelings, having sex with you becomes much less of a physical thing and more of a "I must claim them as mine in every way possible" situation. Pulling out is now completely out of question. He's going to cum inside every single time — it doesn't matter if you're on birth control or not.

↳ Speaking of, he has personal beef with birth control. Though he would never tell you to stop taking it (he would ask once for sure, but he would immediately drop it if you said you weren't ready), he wouldn't even make an effort to hide the fact that it frustrates him. From the moment he knows he loves you, all he can think about is for you to start a family, and the sooner you start, the better. He really doesn't like the idea of having to wait, but he's willing to do it for your sake.

↳ If you aren't on birth control, it takes him no time at all to be better than you at predicting and tracking your cycle, and the worst part is that he's not even consciously trying to do it. He just knows.

↳ In any case, birth control or not, his breeding kink never fails to make an appearance every single time he fucks you. Sometimes it's in more subtle ways, where he won't outright mention getting you pregnant or voice out his intentions to do so, almost as though he's slowly trying to ease you into the idea. He'd tell you that he's about to cum and demand that you take all of it, reminding you of how good you are to him for doing so; he'd warn you to be careful not to let anything spill out and go to waste; he'd point out how your pussy was made to take his cock and make you say out loud how much you need him to cum inside of you.

↳ Sometimes, though, sometimes he really doesn't care for subtlety. He'd blatantly lay out his intention to fuck you until he's sure you're pregnant; he'd tell you how fucking hot you would look with your belly all round with his child and how badly he wants to see it become reality; he would point out how much you seem to love being bred like a bitch in heat, something you wouldn't even need to confirm because the way your pussy is clenching around him is all he needs to know.

↳ Madara's breeding kink extends to pregnancy as well. He's not exaggerating when he says that he finds your pregnant belly so incredibly sexy, as it's physical proof that he's claimed even the most intimate parts of your being as his, and the fact that you're willing to give yourself to him like that is the hottest thing you could ever do. And he's going to remind you almost every day.

Yes, I read that comment asking if Millennium was going to be in the work, thank God they thought to ask because it turned out to be a very good fanfic.

and well it is understandable since as you said they are Nazis. Honestly, your way of writing the text makes it more interesting to read, I don't know how to explain it but it has a lot of detail and a wide vocabulary, so even though you describe grotesque scenarios it doesn't become boring or cringe... uhh... I don't know what I'm saying is difficult to explain, just your way of writing is very good and despite the scenario it makes me want to read it even more.

haha that "ignorance is bliss" very right... and also because I have read about Dracula, I mean, the comments that fans make about the book say that Dracula is very evil, well it's not that much of a surprise since It's supposed to be Vlad Tepes Haha but they say he did very horrible things

and that Mina issue, uh, I'm curious now, I'm not sure what happened to her but I do have a general idea, as I said I haven't read the novel yet, I feel like I have very idealized Dracula haha, like the evil vampire that in the truth is that he is not evil, he just lacks love, yes that type of idealization, so when I read the novel it may break my heart to know what he really is 😩, well it wouldn't surprise me that much, just study Vlad Tepes a little, Yes, that's enough to be afraid of...? or disgust, but even though he was an evil psychopath, he was also a victim and a "good ruler" during his reign there was no crime, I think that is worthy of admiration? I don't know, he also did very horrible things (the impaled forest😰) oh, I got off topic a lot, haha, but this man is scary!

wow really? I haven't seen Hellsing 2001 so I didn't know that, and you're right about that, I also felt that the entire army was only useful for dying, I felt that they could have gotten more out of it, in fact they can still get more out of Hellsing! It has so many interesting things and so many things that are mentioned but they only narrate and do not give us another season (hellsing the dawn ahem ahem) I would like to see another season but with van Hellsing or in 1939

and thank you for your words, I'm still not very good with English so I'm still studying it, I'm glad it's understood and I also live for these types of comments! It's fun, especially when you're sharing opinions with someone who is interested in the topic. I honestly don't know many people who know these things, so I'm happy that we can start a conversation.🥰

I also hope I have put the information correctly, sometimes I get confused or sometimes there are some names that are written differently in English😰

Haha and the story is getting that much longer because of Millennium's presence! This fic was supposed to end at Ch. 15 🤣.

I'm glad you enjoy my writing style! I know it isn't for everyone, especially with the detail in the latest chapter, but it is heartwarming to me that the reception continues to be overwhelmingly supportive. I'm constantly trying to improve, whether that is in vocabulary, metaphors, or just technique in conveying a feeling or describing a sequence in way that is more than simply stating it. Thank you for such kind words!

I haven't read "Dracula," so I'm no authority on the topic, but I think he's supposed to be a grey character -neither completely good nor evil. This is much like Alucard, who is based on Dracula, who was also supposed to be based on Vlad III Dracula. I think while he was certainly no saint, he was probably not quite as 'evil' as historical accounts make him out to be, since history is often written by the victors, and Vlad's enemies had reason to make him seem a monstrous tyrant. In my humble opinion, Vlad III was product of his vicious times. I love a compelling, grey character although I too romanticize Alucard and Dracula 😍.

Me too. I wish "Hellsing: The Dawn" was complete. It was so good! Except I'm reasonably confident that it never will be, since Hirano is infamously lazy with his works. I'm glad you bring up "The Dawn," since that prequel was not finished, my fic ANfH is actually my take on why the Major/Millennium knew of the tactic to empty Alucard of souls to lure him out. I don't want to spoil more than this little twist. This is why the fic is tagged as "canon-related" and not "canon-compliant." Sigh, there's so much more to explore in the world of Hellsing and I wish we got more material.

Thank you so much for chatting with me 🥰

Madara with cats = Must reblog

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Madara's Off Label Rinnegan Use HC

He is so beautiful.

Since the Sharingan was discussed, I should probably cover Madara's Rinnegan as well considering he spent a lifetime waiting to obtain them. Madara first appeared with the Rinnegan as an Edo Tensei (before we were shown flashbacks of him as a senior). Edo Madara was literally a walking corpse (but still hot). Why are you romantically/sexually interested in him 😈? But then he came back to life, so fine, let's think about this.

Madara in the 4th Ninja War wasn't looking for love. If you tried to honey trap this version of him, he'd impale you with his rod, take a selfie, and leave you for dead. So for the sake of this post, we'll say this is a living Madara in his younger adult days before VotE, when he might have been more receptive to love. And he's not fixated on the Moon's Eye Plan but has the Rinnegan. Madara using his Rinnegan on his S/O should probably be considered excessive use of force, but Madara is nothing if not a drama king. What the king would do to/for you with his divine eyes is quite straight forward:

Limbo- he can summon up to 4 intangible clones in another dimension who can do things that you can feel, although you can't initiate interaction with them in return. Think about what that means.

Madara has greater mastery over his chakra rods than the others who borrowed his eyes. He can penetrate your special places with chakra rods without them being insanely hot to touch. With your chakra suppressed and you now significantly weaker, he can almost certainly control your movement with this method if you're being willful.

Deva path- pull you to him (lightly? Can Bansho Ten'in be gentle?) if he wanted you close or you were trying to run from him

Animal Path- summon giant animals for you to ride. They'd crush the surrounding scenery, but if you asked, he'd probably summon them for you

Naraka Path- restore you to good health, although I doubt you'd ever be injured and need healing with Madara watching over you

Outer Path- if he loves you, you are always a higher priority than himself. There is no meaning to life without you. He'll readily sacrifice his life to bring yours back with Rinne Rebirth

What he wouldn't do to you as his S/O:

Extract your soul

Squish you (and potentially himself) via a huge rock

Put you through a wall with Shinra Tensei. Ouch

Use his Asura path body weapons

Use his chakra chains. They cause significant pain to the victim

I think the Sharingan is more fun in daily life, while the use of Rinnegan is just overkill. He has numerous other ways of catching/restraining/etc without needing to use these eyes.

Madara to the bijuu. Different context, same idea

which ao3 tag are you?

God I love writing worlds where yautja casually exist as public knowledge and they're just everywhere too. So at some point you might actually meet one if you know where to look. Why are there so many on earth? I dunno. I mostly like writing them in 'Mars needs women' plots. A lot easier to justify why they're out there. Like you could go to the store and there's two hanging out on the roof casually just sharpening their weapons or talking. It's scary yeah, but they don't normally mean harm unless you happen to be a hunting target. Which the average person isn't. Also a good subsection of the rural population finds them to be menaces because they keep leaving skinned animals in their trees. Some of the ones living near prime hunting spots have a service called specifically for carcass removal. The military has special codes for when a yautja appears during a hunting operation. It's mostly just flinging the guns into the bushes and disarming themselves. Sometimes it pisses the yautja off and they end up firing a few warning shots at them. Other times, especially with the older ones, they just leave because who wants cowardly prey. You can sometimes find them casually at outdoor or parties out in the forest just hanging around. They find it entertaining to watch drunk humans stupidly stumble around and makes fools out of themselves. Boxing and MMA rings are popular spots for some of the more human savvy yautja that just hang around to watch humans fight and take notes. Just like casual aliens.

That's how I imagine you after you type “to be continued” and click “Post” on your Madara fanfics

Bahahaha! Never would I have thought I'd be compared to LELOUCH!!! How flattering! Maybe there's a bit of a resemblance there Margrete 😘. *laughs in Lelouch*

Madara, the perfect furnace in the winter. Kick an Uchiha to the curb in the summer 🤣

So we all collectively agree that the Uchiha have high body heat.

Unfortunately, I can’t really relate because I’m either freezing my ass off or sweating out the niagara falls. But all this made me wonder something.

pls reblog after voting

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