Happy Valentine’s Day! 

My main complaint about myself

Why can’t I look my age?? I hate being treated like a child.

He's such an asshole sibling I live for it.

please help me find a home for these precious babies

i don’t know if the tumblr ‘share’ thing works, but i live in the pacific northwest and my brother has dropped his two kitties in my lap because he’s irresponsible. i only have a small, one room apartment that i share with my husband and our two kitties, and i just don’t have the room. they’re so sweet, but i can’t keep them and i don’t want to have to take them to the pound. if you can’t help, please please PLEASE REBLOG because maybe one of your followers can!

this is koko, he’s a snuggly chubster who likes to sit like a person or prop himself up on a pillow to watch tv when it’s on. he’s also very fond of snacks. too fond, you might say. i think he’s five years old. maybe six? 

this is willow. his favorite place is under a bed or in front of a mirror to contemplate the nature of his existence. like many great philosophers, he’s very quiet and thoughtful. when he does speak, he sounds like a squeaky toy and he is the softest thing to grace this whole damn planet.

also he has jiggly belly chub that’s fun to play with because he used to weigh a billion pounds. i think he’s eight or nine.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help me find them homes. they’re good and sweet and need someone to love them who has the space to let them loaf about.

Just a little something I made today. TMNT 2012 as vines lolol

I love women who are unabashedly big.

Women with big laughs, big smiles, big voices, big bodies, and even bigger personalities to match. Women that don’t care if they take up space with long strides and sit with their legs miles apart.

They give big hugs and big kisses, and they have big hearts. Big, proud women are amazing.

Raph finding mayhem

Ladies and gentlemen I give you!

Angry breakfast raph

OBVIOUSLY NOT HIDING ANYTHING!! Mikey

OH. GOD IF DAD FINDS OUT HES GONNA TAKE THE X BOX CONTROLLERS Donnie

And! BOI SHUT YO ASS UP I ODDA SMACK YOU AFTER THE SHIT YOU JUST DID leo

I was having a normal conversation with someone, except every noun was replaced with the word “microwave”.