Reblog This Picture Of Me Holding A Family Size Box Of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d Really Appreciate It.

Day four of my dog sitting on my legs: I am running out of food, I don’t know how much longer I will last. I may have to eat my pillow if I wish to survive.

Oh. My. G O D .

Honestly you are entirely right I can’t even argue-

Jekyll and Hyde are Llamas in hats discuss.

This is a call out post to Doctor Henry Jekyll, you eat your pomegranate seeds one at a time and I hate you for it.

Y’all have heard of kawaii tik tok, now get ready for: KOWAI TIK TOK

Same concept, but instead of cute gamer girls, you have horror fan girls that play Fnaf and eat dark chocolate pocky

anyway the funniest detail from the Fallout show is the fact that when Lucy is threatening the organ dealers in the super duper mart, there's a tv next to them playing security footage and it's just cooper laying facedown in the parking lot

Mom said it’s my turn with the legs

AU of courier six actually working with Benny, but it’s just him constantly pulling these looney tunes ass stunts to off the courier because they’re scary and he doesn’t want to share the power. But like they just won’t fucking die so he begrudgingly keeps the partnership going

The guy from the song “Who can it be now” by Men at Work and the guy from the song “Controller” by Oingo Boingo are in a relationship

Biological warfare is when you pet your dog while your sick and then get him to leave your room and interact with the rest of your family

“There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair”

- Loboto to Oleander probably