Zeus: I may be a whore, but I am a whore with power.
Hera: Denial and homicide- my two favorite coping mechanisms.
Hades: The fact that you all haven’t realized that I am probably going to be your landlord in hell is sad.
Poseidon: The ocean is full of plastic, just like the world is full of idiots.
Hestia: Ah, home. Mine constantly feels like it’s on fire, especially when it actually is on fire.
Demeter: Eat your goddamn grains you whore.
Aphrodite, screaming: JINGLE BALLS, YOUR DAD’S SMALL, I SUCKED DICK LAST NIGHT-
Ares: I’m not saying violence is the answer but if these math problems were people they’d be dead already.
Apollo: At least we have music and memes to dull the pain that is our existence.
Artemis: I don’t want your number you stupid male I want to hunt you down and end you in the woods because it contributes to the mood, now fuck off.
Dionysus: Wish I could just run off in the woods and rip people apart and get nasty.
Hermes: The future is meaningless but the thievery is now.
Hephaestus: If hitting it with a hammer doesn’t fix it, you’re not hitting it hard enough.
Athena: I have come to the conclusion that I will be alone simply for the fact that everybody else is fucking stupid.
Persephone: Fuck you mom, you make my life more like hell than actual hell.
Those are the prettiest eyes in this universe.
Annecy short is over, time to prepare Japan Expo ! We’re doing a greek mythology serie with the girls, as stickers and badges: Hephaistos, Aphrodite, Dyonisus, Athena & Ares Jeanne –> Demeter, Apollo, Artemis, Hera & Hestia Manon –>Hermes & Persephone
Hades: *Accidentally steps on Cerberus's tail*
Cerberus: *Sad puppo yip*
Hades:
Zeus: Hades, thank you for agreeing to see me.
Hades: I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking.
Ares: Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Aries:
- Optimista.
- Impulsivo.
- Le gusta tomar riesgos.
- Impaciente.
- Algo infantil.
Tauro:
- Leal.
- Trabajará para conseguir aquello que quiere.
- Generoso.
- Amable.
- Confiable.
Géminis:
- Misterioso.
- Curioso.
- Energético.
- Multi tareas.
- Amigable.
Cáncer:
- Le gusta dar regalos.
- Reflexivo.
- Reservado.
- Algo pervertido.
- Artístico.
Leo:
- Independiente.
- Buen lider.
- Quiere ser apreciado.
- Puede motivar a alguien fácilmente.
- Puede llevarse bien con los demás.
Virgo:
- Serio.
- Determinado.
- Ordenado.
- observador.
- Ahorrador.
Libra:
- Encantador.
- Lo que ves es lo que obtienes.
- Raramente está solo.
- No puede quedarse quieto.
- Temperamental.
Escorpio:
- No le gusta admitir que se ha equivocado.
- Celoso.
- No intentes prepararle una sorpresa, ya la sabrá.
- Aprecia la amistad.
- Tiene la mente abierta.
Sagitario:
- Le encanta viajar.
- Da miedo cuendo se enfada.
- Un poco impaciente.
- Trabaja bien bajo presión.
- Honesto.
Capricornio:
- A veces es un poco perezoso.
- Despreocupado.
- Leal.
- Pesimista.
- Prudente.
Acuario:
- Racional.
- Frio.
- Algo excentrico.
- Es más sabio de lo que piensas.
- Puede llegar a ser impredecible.
Piscis:
- No puede decir no.
- Creativo.
- Empatico.
- Leal.
- Tiene una personalidad adictiva.
poseidon, eating a jar of Nutella at 3 am, crying, after starting 53 arguments that very day: why can't we all just get along
Abraxas: Who doesn’t
Diao Chan: Thanks
Bahamut: I know
Tyr: *finger guns*
Byakko: A horrible decision, really
Uriel: *laughs nervously*
Chronos: why
Lucifer: I’m sorry
Hades: *laughs hysterically*
Dania: Am I in trouble?
Lucifer: Have a guess.
Dania: No?
Lucifer: Have another guess.
Roger: Hey Deaky, guess what’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Brian, covering John ears: Oh my god, rOGER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Roger: So much..-