Greek Gods As Things I’ve Said

Greek Gods As Things I’ve Said

Zeus: I may be a whore, but I am a whore with power.

Hera: Denial and homicide- my two favorite coping mechanisms.

Hades: The fact that you all haven’t realized that I am probably going to be your landlord in hell is sad.

Poseidon: The ocean is full of plastic, just like the world is full of idiots.

Hestia: Ah, home. Mine constantly feels like it’s on fire, especially when it actually is on fire.

Demeter: Eat your goddamn grains you whore.

Aphrodite, screaming: JINGLE BALLS, YOUR DAD’S SMALL, I SUCKED DICK LAST NIGHT-

Ares: I’m not saying violence is the answer but if these math problems were people they’d be dead already.

Apollo: At least we have music and memes to dull the pain that is our existence.

Artemis: I don’t want your number you stupid male I want to hunt you down and end you in the woods because it contributes to the mood, now fuck off.

Dionysus: Wish I could just run off in the woods and rip people apart and get nasty.

Hermes: The future is meaningless but the thievery is now.

Hephaestus: If hitting it with a hammer doesn’t fix it, you’re not hitting it hard enough.

Athena: I have come to the conclusion that I will be alone simply for the fact that everybody else is fucking stupid.

Persephone: Fuck you mom, you make my life more like hell than actual hell.

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Los Chicos Del Zodiaco

Aries:

- Optimista.

- Impulsivo.

- Le gusta tomar riesgos.

- Impaciente.

- Algo infantil.

Tauro:

- Leal.

- Trabajará para conseguir aquello que quiere.

- Generoso.

- Amable.

- Confiable.

Géminis:

- Misterioso.

- Curioso.

- Energético.

- Multi tareas.

- Amigable.

Cáncer:

- Le gusta dar regalos.

- Reflexivo.

- Reservado.

- Algo pervertido.

- Artístico.

Leo:

- Independiente.

- Buen lider.

- Quiere ser apreciado.

- Puede motivar a alguien fácilmente.

- Puede llevarse bien con los demás.

Virgo:

- Serio.

- Determinado.

- Ordenado.

- observador.

- Ahorrador.

Libra:

- Encantador.

- Lo que ves es lo que obtienes.

- Raramente está solo.

- No puede quedarse quieto.

- Temperamental.

Escorpio:

- No le gusta admitir que se ha equivocado.

- Celoso.

- No intentes prepararle una sorpresa, ya la sabrá.

- Aprecia la amistad.

- Tiene la mente abierta.

Sagitario:

- Le encanta viajar.

- Da miedo cuendo se enfada.

- Un poco impaciente.

- Trabaja bien bajo presión.

- Honesto.

Capricornio:

- A veces es un poco perezoso.

- Despreocupado.

- Leal.

- Pesimista.

- Prudente.

Acuario:

- Racional.

- Frio.

- Algo excentrico.

- Es más sabio de lo que piensas.

- Puede llegar a ser impredecible.

Piscis:

- No puede decir no.

- Creativo.

- Empatico.

- Leal.

- Tiene una personalidad adictiva.

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Chronos: why

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Dania: No?

Lucifer: Have another guess.

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