Lucifer: What's This?

Zeus: is the Chipotle past the strip club?

Poseidon: why is that your only point of reference?

Zeus: just answer the question

Persephone: Just made a secret hand shake with my husband's dog. Boredom at its finest.

Zeus: i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again

Poseidon: I give it a week.

Same fucking energy

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Dionysus when he was a demigod, entering Olympus like :

[skipping stones on a pond]

brian: this is such a beautiful evening

john: *whispering* take that you fucking lake

Hades: just had an emotional breakthrough with the dog. I’m that high

Theo: *phone starts ringing*

Cain: *looks at who’s calling*

Cain *grimaces*: you still call our dad ‘daddy’?

Theo: *answers the call and makes direct eye contact with Cain*

Theo: Hello, Adonis.

Cain: *chokes on drink*

Zeus: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.

Hades: It’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.