Roger: People who are dating freak me out. They always know what the other one is-
Freddie: Thinking?
Roger: Yeah. And they’re always finishing each other’s-
Freddie: Sentences?
Roger: Exactly. It’s creepy.
Hades: Dude, chill patience is a virtue
Ares: WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE? WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Same fucking energy
Zeus: Olympus is amazing! Way better than Hades’ underworld fortress of loneliness.
Hades: My palace glows in the dark.
Zeus: FUCK!
Poseidon: dude, you’re never picky with who you hook up with. Have a little dignity
Zeus: nah man, hook ups are like Pokémon, gotta catch ‘em all
💖💖💖💖True, so true
“Roger, there’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen.” - Freddie, in Bohemian Rhapsody movie.
WELL, I say there’s room for two hysterical queens, and here’s why:
they’re both gorgeous women.
they’re both two drunk toths.
they’re both stylish as fuck and don’t fight me on that.
they’re both the sweetest shits in the universe.
their friendship is so adorable, even tho they argued and almost kicked each other’s ass all the time.
they’re so f u c k i n g handsome.
and they’re both so talented. I mean LOOK AT THEM.
so clap your hands for this two hysterical queens.
(ps: feel free to add some more reasons because we stan)
Hades: Since we’re going to Alaska for a while, i’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.
Hades, picking one piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Theo, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
Theo: hey nice hands
Sept: thanks?
Theo: i bet they'd look better wrapped around my
Abel: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN
Hermes: I’ll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again
brian : has anyone seen freddie or roger?
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deaky : it’s 10 am. i’d be more worried if they were here.