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o7

CAN WE HIT ONE BILLLIIIOON LIKES!

this part killed me

My unhinged S4 wish: Nadja just straight up turns Guillermo. Like, no fanfare, mostly as a screw you to Laszlo and Nandor, halfway through episode one she’s like:

“you wanna be a vampire?”

and Guillermo’s got all his weird gay yearning stuff going on but also its HIS hot girl summer so he says yes

Then when the group meets back up Guillermo tries to pretend to be a human but he’s SO bad at it and Nandor gets upset bc HE wanted to turn Guillermo and Nadja doesn’t care bc if Nandor wanted to he should have done it at some point in the last decade and Laszlo is silently fuming bc Nadja is supposed to be HIS sire and Colin Robinson is drawing slightly-off-parallel-lines on the walls bc nobody’s watching him

the axmurph dice pool is dwindling :(

Reality shatters.

one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider

my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day

Running away is easy (it’s the leaving that’s hard)

“ The memory of Connor in the Stratford tower. Of pushing Hank to the floor. Of Hank standing up as if nothing happened “good thing you were here, otherwise-“ of Connors motionless corpse, leaking thirium into the cold hard floor. Yea. No Fucking Thanks. That had been a fucking horrific experience, thank you kindly, and as much as he was so *keen* on seeing the kid bleed out in his arms, Not again. Never again, in this lifetime , if possible. Fucking machine. Hank shoulda stopped this far before he became too attached, and that was just the tip of the iceberg. He was steering his Titanic well away from that. Before he went down with the ship.”

OR

A month after the Android revolution, Hank and Connor are sent out on an undercover mission in Toronto Canada, posing as a father and son, in order to unmask a massive red ice ring. Hank doesn’t want to get close to Connor, not after everything, but unfortunately the Android has a way of worming under his skin. However, the further they delve down the rabbit hole, the more convoluted the plot becomes. There is more to this case than can be expected, Amd Hank isn’t sure this will end well

A fic I’ve started! I’m new to writing, and the fandom is pretty old, but who cares! I’m riding that hyperfixatin High!

thinking about pinocchio makes me feverish so

I feel like pinocchio's trust in the stepmother is largely contributed to him never having had a maternal figure before her, and although I feel like that's obviously a big part of it, I also think - how could pinocchio *not* trust the stepmother when she fits into his world ? and I'm not even referring to her world eating shit, I mean she does not differ so greatly from what he's already been taught to be fundamental truths. He can only be manipulated with things that are self-indulgent, so he doesn't recognise what she does as manipulation. Bad things will happen to him if he goes against authority, and it will have been deserved. He was taught his instincts are inherently selfish and he shouldn't listen to them. The only difference between her cruelty and the cruelty of the world he knows is that she's given him the means to defend himself.