Okey, Todo Muy Bien, Pero Imagínate Que El Difunto También Te Acompañe A Evitar Que El Amor De Tu

Okey, todo muy bien, pero imagínate que el difunto también te acompañe a evitar que el amor de tu vida se casé con otro, además de que el difunto era alguien famoso.

Así que a cada rato los interrumpen en su camino a evitar la boda con gritos de incredulidad, retrasando la cosa.

Y todo el mundo se vuelve loco al darse cuenta de que el tipo está vivo.

Por qué había muerto en televisión y todos lo habían visto.

Ahora tienen que esconderse.

You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention you barge in yelling "I OBJECT" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediately rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.

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1 year ago

Estoy teniendo una maldita crisis, Yoichi es el amor de mi vida, y está sufriendo, quiero gritar, ya grité, quiero gritar más, Crisis, dolor, pena, miseria, necesito el próximo capítulo, quiero llorar, quiero morir.

Okay. I’ve had time to process the spoilers for chapter 407: Paranormal Orphan.

Here are my thoughts:

-WTF?! They are twins?! What is it with Japanese mangaka and having unhinged twin relationships?! I’m looking at you, Nightow.

-AFO was born with his Quirk activated. Stealing nutrients from his mother then desperately feeding off of her corpse. Stole her Quirk too and seems to have some sentimental value in it as he still uses it often to this day.

-Low-key, I think there’s a hint here that the genetic change in babies and pre-pubescent kids started as some sort of STD that evolved considering their mom was a prostitute and “contracted” an illness. That’s just me, though.

Okay. I’ve Had Time To Process The Spoilers For Chapter 407: Paranormal Orphan.

-The first person he ever had was Yoichi and he held his hand right after birth. Also: JFC THAT’S A BIG BOY

-AFO is a victim of his Quirk like the other villains(Toga, Touya, Tenko). He was born wanting to possess things. I don’t like the whole “he was born evil” narrative. Yeah, he looks like a crazy ass Omen baby, but it makes sense he’d think the way he does.

-AFO is also an unreliable narrator here as this is all from his POV

-He says something to the effect of (we’ll know more once we get the scanlations) how, even though Yoichi can’t give him anything like he wants from everyone else, he’s still “his”.

-So, did he just get up and start walking and taking care of his brother out of sheer will when he was still a baby or did someone pick them up and raise them to the point when AFO wanted something from them and killed them when he didn’t get it?

-Yoichi still believes there is some good in his brother because he held his hand as a baby. 😭 Poor kid

-Poor wittle Yoichi getting kicked because he threw something at AFO. For how they’ve had to live, it makes sense AFO would react that way…in a manner of speaking.

-Yoichi learning to read from comics he finds in rubble/a dump. AFO takes notice and sits next to him. He then likes the part where the author says “One for All, All for One.” He should have had a name prior that he must have given himself as Yoichi has one. Though it would make sense that AFO named Yoichi himself as “first gift” since he was the first thing he ever had.

-AFO being jealous of the Glowing Baby is pretty spot on. All of this seems to hint that AFO and Yoichi were the first to have powers considering how AFO talks about the Glowing Baby and the 50 kids born in India.

-The last page is quite a cliffhanger and it sucks we have to wait 2 weeks for the next part(there’s no way this isn’t a two parter).

Okay. I’ve Had Time To Process The Spoilers For Chapter 407: Paranormal Orphan.

-How AFO is thinking about Yoichi leaving him is intensely possessive and reminds me of how Vader choked Padme when he thought she was betraying/leaving him. This also ties into how AFO didn’t know he had killed Yoichi.

-My guess is that AFO lashed out and sliced off Yoichi’s hand in a possessive rage. He was so startled by his own action that it gave the 3rd user time to grab Kudo and Yoichi then speed out of there.

-Is it just me or does anyone else hope AFO kept Yoichi’s hand? Parallel to Tomura having all of his family’s hands. I sure hope he did because I need even more twisted twin obsession.

-It’s most likely Yoichi lived long enough after this(and maybe with his blood) transferred OFA to Kudo. He then died from his blood loss and that’s why AFO didn’t know he had killed him.

-AFO crying over Yoichi’s death maybe the first and only time he’s ever cried. Yoichi did mean something to him, maybe even more than a “thing”, but he didn’t realize it until that one moment. He blames Kudo for his death because of the mental gymnastics he has to go through to convince himself that there’s no way he would have hurt the only person he’s ever actually loved—possessive as it may be. If Kudo hadn’t have taken him from the vault, he wouldn’t have reacted and cut off Yoichi’s hand, and therefore, Yoichi would still be alive.

-If he takes OFA with Yoichi’s soul in it, then Yoichi will be his again and “I totally didn’t kill him. See! He’s still alive!”

-The internet’s hot-takes that AFO is homophobic because he went full possessive Vader over Yoichi is weird. I said it.

-A part of me wants there to be a cliffhanger where we think Bakugo may have defeated AFO. We then get the intense fight between Tomura and Deku. Deku is about to win, however that’s going to happen, but then AFO shows up around the age he was when he kicked Yoichi, and he’s holding Bakugo as a threat, demanding Deku give him his brother back. But that’s just me. Again.

Anyway, I can admit when I’m wrong about a villain’s backstory. It wouldn’t be the first time and I honestly should have expected something like this considering Horikoshi going full on horror during this Final War arc. However, I don’t think AFO being born with his Quirk activated and “wanting to take” necessarily makes him “born evil.” The twins still had to survive on the streets as orphans, anti-meta people believing AFO is a diseased heathen and never wanting to help either of them. So, he took on exactly what they thought of him. It’s actually quite sad when you stop to think about it.

I’m going to be frothing at the mouth for the next two weeks to see how this backstory ends. Since it started with AFO going nuts and thinking Bakugo is Kudo, I’m assuming we’ll get further context of AFO’s thoughts when he’s crying.

6 months ago

You are the God of Death, you are summoned by an cult to smite down the Goddess of Life’s forces in a war between the two faiths…you are extremely angered cause the Goddess is actually your wife since time immemorial and today is your anniversary

4 months ago
Gotenks Is Still There In Spirit I Suppose
Gotenks Is Still There In Spirit I Suppose

gotenks is still there in spirit i suppose

1 year ago

So if Yoichi was free and hanging out with Kudo and Bruce for a few months, that means they might not've transferred the quirk by hand-holding after all. Wonder how else it might've happened though, especially before they knew how OFA worked? ...did they have gay sex?

I mean, there's not a lot of other ways to just casually absorb another guy's DNA after all.

2 years ago

Jod*r, ahora necesito más sobre este Au, me he enamorado.

AU where Third was originally part of the Yakuza and later defected to work for AFO.

1- logic would say that someone who's defected once might defect again, but like 80% of AfO's people fit into the category so he doesn't think much of it. Most die before they can betray him, and he's overly confident in his control of them. Third is no exception, and he brought a lot of money and useful resources with him to AfO as his former group burned down behind him, and didn't even demand a good quirk for it, just offered loyalty so AfO was pretty cool with him

2- Third turned btw because he felt like though the Yakuza had accepted and protected him as a meta teen, they now mostly just saw him as a tool and not one of them, not a real brother.

3- Third does somewhat find more belonging as one of the guards in AfO's organization, but their near worship of the guy feels a little off to him- he isn't sure they're valued enough to justify quite that. But he keeps his mouth shut and does feel like this is a better boss than his last one.

4- Third also finds some belonging in his new boss's younger brother, the reclusive and ill Yoichi who's room he guards. He can understand Yoichi's frustrations for being treated like a glass doll, and even though he also thinks the guy is naive it's clear that that's partially from literally never being allowed out so really it's AfO's fault.

5- one day, after Third returns from guarding AfO and his doctor (mostly the doctor, AfO has the taller Machia act as his guard) at a dinner event, they find Yoichi apparently slipped his guards of the night some of his own medication and ran away. AfO kills the guards for their failure, orders Third follow the doctor to "the new base" and assist him with "preparations", then leaves with Machia to track Yoichi down. On their way, the doctor casually reveals that he's been making Yoichi's illnesses worse on purpose on AfO's orders and wonders what he might have to do the fool now- though the vault without sunlight might help with that. Third, horrified, follows the doctor there, then makes an excuse about securing the perimeter and runs like hell, hoping to find Yoichi before his brother does.

6 months ago

Okay, so I finally got around to watching Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero the other day, brought to you by the same people who came up with the name Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan.

Bulma's shameless, confident vanity continues to reinforce why she's the best character in Dragon Ball.

Okay, So I Finally Got Around To Watching Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero The Other Day, Brought To You

I need everyone to understand that this might actually be the funniest moment in the whole franchise. It's silly on its surface, but it's also steeped in Dragon Ball history. You can feel Piccolo dying inside, and there's a reason for that that goes much deeper than third-party embarrassment over Bulma's shallownness.

Bulma's cosmic butt-lift is a continuation of a gag from Broly (the good version). In that film, it was established that Bulma routinely uses the Dragon Balls to knock a few years off her age, for the sake of vanity. This was contrasted against Frieza's desire to use the Dragon Balls to add a couple inches to his height, for the sake of vanity.

Both of which are resurrections of the gag from the Red Ribbon Army arc, where Commander Red brought militant warlord violence to all corners of the world to claim the Dragon Balls for himself... so he could make himself taller. Using limitless cosmic power for petty and shallow reasons is a funny joke that Toriyama's fond of.

But this isn't just about the shallowness. It's about Piccolo. Or, more specifically, the other half of Piccolo that is Kami-sama. Dragon Ball is steeped in religious and mythological imagery, primarily Buddhist. A fantasy spin on it with a lot of fictional elements added, but there is a lot of genuine Japanese spirituality in there. Which is why God Almighty is now walking around as one half of Piccolo, with a substitute God ruling from his Temple in Heaven in his place.

During his reign, God gifted the Dragon Balls to mankind so that they would have a cosmic miracle they could turn to in times of great need. Shenron was meant as a great gesture of benevolence; The difficulty in summoning him is to serve as a particularly grueling trial, one that only the most determined and most worthy could fulfill.

However, that didn't exactly go to plan. Rather than a source of hope for the world, the Dragon Balls became objects of lust for its greediest and most corrupt. Near-limitless reality-shaping power to grant any miracle one could ask for, wasted on petty ambitions and selfish desires. God regretted ever making this cursed things.

When Piccolo killed Shenron and destroyed the Dragon Balls, God's response was basically, "Good riddance." The Dragon Balls were a mistake he could now take back. He had no intention of ever remaking them.

But then Goku defeated Piccolo. Goku ascended into Heaven to implore God to return the Dragon Balls to earth. Goku's pure innocence, his kindness, and his strength of character convinced God that there was good in the Dragon Balls. That they were worth remaking and returning to the mortal world below.

And now. Here he stands.

With this woman. The woman who utterly trivialized his great heavenly trial by inventing a handheld radar that beep-beeps all of the Dragon Balls' locations for you, allowing them to be easily collected in the span of a weekend excursion.

Watching her call upon his great reality-shaping miracle, so that she can get a butt-lift and slightly longer eyelashes.

While strongly insinuating that she does this every time the Dragon Balls regenerate. This is the legacy of his cosmic miracle.

Bulma is the greatest heretic in the history of fiction. That is why Piccolo is dying inside. This joke killed me. Almost as hard as Piccolo visibly wants to kill Bulma right now.

1 year ago

Do the past one for all holders haunt the dorms like ghost?

If so how done is Midoryia with their shit.

Yoichi: We have, I think Daigoro does the most, though..

Izuku: I've had to try and fake Hagakure's voice before because of them.. I have no idea how Sero believed it!

2 months ago
I Like Combining Dragon Ball With Musicals Lol
I Like Combining Dragon Ball With Musicals Lol

I like combining Dragon Ball with musicals lol

Song is Congratulations from Hamilton (cut song)

Credit to my TikTok: fabtrash05

11 months ago

Ellos son algo como “ Amo a mi esposa y mataría por ella cualquier fin de semana, pero si ella no está voy a joderle la vida a nuestra descendencia por qué me da la gana ”. ♥️✨

I Need This Trope Of Men To Stop Breaking My Heart And Start Breaking My Back 🤌🏾
I Need This Trope Of Men To Stop Breaking My Heart And Start Breaking My Back 🤌🏾
I Need This Trope Of Men To Stop Breaking My Heart And Start Breaking My Back 🤌🏾
I Need This Trope Of Men To Stop Breaking My Heart And Start Breaking My Back 🤌🏾

I need this trope of men to stop breaking my heart and start breaking my back 🤌🏾

2 months ago
In Another Life

in another life

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