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Random 15 Questions for Systems!

Do you have a favorite way to explain being a system to others?

What’s the most chaotic thing that’s happened while the system was switching?

What’s the funniest argument the system has had about something trivial?

If your system had a mascot, what would it be?

Which headmate would survive longest in a zombie apocalypse, and why?

Which headmate has the worst taste in music, according to the others?

Do any headmates have unusual or unexpected interests that no one else in the system has?

Do you have an inside joke or saying that only your system understands?

Who’s the biggest troublemaker in your system? What was their most recent troubledoing?

Who’s most likely to procrastinate at the worst possible moment (a day before an exam for example)?

Who’s most likely to forcefully take over the body for something silly, like buying snacks or petting a cute dog?

What's the funniest dynamic you have between 2 headmates?

Who in the system would win a karaoke contest?

If your system was a TV show, what genre would it be? If your system was a Video Game, what genre would it be?

If you had to have an "election" within your system, which alters would end up as two opposing candidates? What would be their "promises" to the system to gather the most votes?

Hi Tumblr! So I just finished watching Gravity Falls for the first time and I’m super hyped and fixated already 😅

I’m craving some interaction with the fandom so if anyone wants to reach out to chat, talk about the characters or explain the various AUs and maybe even roleplay with me, please feel free!! I’ll absolutely give ya my discord and we can rant and ramble together!

I’m 21, so maybe no minors if possible as I really love darker stuff and don’t feel particularly comfy interacting with anyone under 18.

Someone make sure Mollie isn't taking away parts from other pieces of tech to make a fully functioning plane.

Rambley: ....mollie are you okay

The world needs more animated series Rocket fan art and I am here to provide it

TikTok removed the audio on this one 🥲

We don’t particularly want to share it publicly yet, but if anyone is interested in reading the first four chapters we’ve written of a Cryptid AU involving Lovino and Feliciano, let me know!

It’s called The Archer, The Seer and The Creature and it technically has 2p Italy as well, but significantly more canon divergent. We’ve taken a lot of creative liberties with this but it’s by far some of our best work yet.

Hiiii! It’s Feli~ I made myself my own blog @bello-ciao and Lovi has his own too @lovino-tomato if you want to check us out and follow if you’re here specifically for us! I know we have a small handful of other Hetalia fictives following us so I thought I’d direct you guys on over~!

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!