“Un Joir, J’ai Vu Le Soleil Se Coucher Quarante-trois Fois!”

Also, if the piracy doesn’t work, reminder that you can always email the author. Some authors are assholes, but most will gladly answer and send you the article for free. Authors don’t get paid by journals. In fact, they often have to pay hundred or even thousands of dollars to apply to be published by a science journal.

wanna be cuddled for like 4 or 5 days

I feel like people often confused kindness with innocence. They are not the same thing. To be innocent would mean to be unaware of the cruelty of the world; to be kind means to be aware of said cruelty and make a conscious effort to not be a part of it.

You can fight us all

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

i love how there's the genre of fix-it fic where the author goes into great granular detail of how our heroes manage to avoid or undo whatever character death or other unpopular choice occurred, in a way that abides by the laws of the fictional universe and definitely required a substantial plot outline, and then there are fix-it fics where the author just went "that's bullshit and didn't happen," and we as readers all go "agreed. carry on."

Personally, I prefer to call people from USA as “people from the states”. It isn’t perfect, as there are more than a single country called “united states”, but it annoys them and that’s enough for me.

it’s genuinely so funny to me every other language in the world has a word that means “usamerican” except english and this has apparently no implication whatsoever and we shouldn’t try to change that because “no other country in america calls themselves american” like. perhaps there’s a reason for that don’t you think

shiro: i’m back

adam: hey, how were the school tours?

shiro: cool. i met this little grumpy orphan kid, his name’s keith

adam: …bring him home

shiro: what

adam: he’s our son now

I have received an important email. It's kind of a big deal, especially in the sad world we live in today.

Here's the article pictured above with working links.

So yeah, that's a thing. Lets let him know this is something we'll take seriously.

“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.