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reblog to be eaten by this thing

Just watched the Minecraft movie. Some of my favorite parts:

Jennifer Coolidge saying "he can bag me up and drag me out to the curb" and the whole theater laughing so hard you couldn't hear the movie

"I. Am. Steve" "As a child, I yearned for the mines" and more being said by the ENTIRE theater

The antagonist just straight up kills a child.

Gay piglin saying unalive

Jack Black slapping the daggers out of the piglin sorceress's hand with increasing disappointment

The guys all being cowards and whatnot then the screen changes to the woman with 15 side hustles and the stressed out teen guardian beating the shit out of monsters with no qualms

The villager just straight up talks in a British accent at the end of it. Bc Jennifer Coolidge and him fell so deep in love after she hit him with her car that he learned English (with a British accent for some reason despite everyone being American)

"are you finished" "no I think he's Swedish" bc Minecraft is a swedish game

Old man Yaoi.

So much old man Yaoi.

Girl with 15 side hustles pulling a Technoblade with the dogs

"lemme tell you something! Lemme tell you something!"

Alex appearing at the end

Steve getting irritated bc ender pearls are in short supply

All in all, the movie was not as bad as you've probably been led to believe. However, I must say that it is a movie made much, MUCH better in a crowded theater. Especially when there's some kid going "absolute cinema" two rows in front of u, and a couple teenagers calling Jack Black and Jason Mamoa gay.

Tdbk chapter 14 spoilers

Just one thing this time.

THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING!!! ITS HER! THE NEW MOON. THE MOON THAT APPEARED BEFORE KYKLOS. THE CHAMPION, NOT CHAMPIONS. ITS NOT. THE GHOULS. ITS HER. ITS MC. FFS. THE MOON WAS WITH KYKLOS, KYKLOS IS THE REASON SHES ON THE ISLE, SHE IS GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM PROFOUND TRAGEDY.

Rat in the walls again.

That, or perhaps in the closet of the other room.

Either way, I require that it kindly fuck off dead. I need my sleep and it's hard to get that with rat noises in my fucking wall.

Yk I've decided to just NOT read(?) svsss and instead to try to piece together the plot through Tumblr posts.

This is a very funny start.

Imagine you got bullied as a kid so to make up for that insecurity you became a super successful alpha male grindset influencer and then one day you got pushed into a portal and found yourself in an alternate universe where you're a malewife who married your old bully. That happened to Luo Bingge

Overworked. Unpaid.

9 days.

Of shiny hunting.

... Amazing. This is a record low for me. I'm fine. No sparkles, or dirt crystals, nothing. This Tinkatink has such shit genes man I think I've passed full odds atp AND IM DOING MASUDA METHOD TvT and I'm doing it in Cascaraffa so I keep THINKING I got one cuz the sand makes the crystal look brown but NOPE! When I get this Tinkatink my first course of action is going to be killing it with a Golduck, fuck this man.

Part six of EP 11 TDBK

Leo : stop following me, dude. You're dragging me down.

Also Leo:

"anyway, we're going on break."

"are you saying you don't care if we get assaulted?"

"two of the most capable guards"

"we on for tonight then?"

The fucking king of mixed signals here. THE HELL IS UR PROBLEM???

Precisely.

Hello people I have begun watching GquuuuuuX

So far, I like it. Space criminal lesbians, robot dogfighting, high ass weirdo who somehow got his hands on the biggest fucking plot device ever (that probably has a corpse in it), all in all, very good show.

Though there is one thing I want to talk about.

Episode 2. When the British guy is entering the Gundam.

... Why does the guy in the background slide- he just SLIDES off-screen like one second he's still and the next he's going like 2 mph LEFTWARDS that is absolutely an error but I burst out laughing at the ASCENDING EMPLOYEE

*falls down stairs*

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AIWKDN

(no context just AUCHK)