Episode 9. TKDB. Spoil. Ers.

@celestialholz hey, I got some Applin Chaos for you. Surprisingly, it does not feature our favorite art husbands.

Ahem.

OH KIERAN FANS, DO I HAVE NEWS FOR US

Show of hands, how many of us know about Applin? Y'know, this little creature.

Little apple dragon, we first met them in Galar!

And they have a STORY there in Galar! One that our lovely Meta Queen CelestialHolz has analyzed to the distortion world and back, because of Hassel and Brassius.

Basically, the story is Give an Applin to the one you love, you'll be together forever.

Now, I COULD talk about how that relates to the fact that Hassel has a Flapple, meaning he HAD TO HAVE GOTTEN AN APPLIN SOMEHOW

BUT THIS AINT ABOUT THE ART HUSBANDS.

This is about Kieran!

So, those of us who have played Indigo Disk may know that we can invite characters to our club room and eventually trade Pokémon with them!

Why is this important to Kieran, you may ask?

WELL, DEAR READER!!! LOOK AT WHAT HE GIVES YOU WHEN YOU GET TO TRADE WITH HIM!!!

MOTHERFUCKIN

APPLIN

So, people who suspected Kieran has a crush on the player character? Here you go, here's your proof.

Have fun with analyzing this, Celestialholz!!!

Y'know what I'm gonna just-- @kitakami-kid HEY COME LOOK AT MY KIERAN AND APPLIN ANALYSIS

We three kings.

SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK "SVSSSS" STANDS FOR BECAUSE I AM BAWLING

IN WHAT WORLD COULD ANYTHING MAKE THE PLOT OF WHATEVER IP THIS IS ANY BETTER

AITAH for trying to ruin my son’s relationship?

I (652M) have a son (idk maybe 80? 14?M) who has major hots for his milf teacher (milf age M). Teacher is just insanely slutty, absolutely built to take dick. My son isn’t even 100 yet (I think), he would have no idea what to do with all that. Meanwhile, me and me nephew (187M) are older and know how to treat a lady (gender neutral). Ideally I would like to marry my nephew to teacher after having my way with him, but teacher is very attached to son. Son is also rather volatile- teacher pushed him into the abyss at some point and he recently climbed out. He’s nothing I can’t handle, but he keeps threatening to destroy my rpf collection if I keep trying to fuck his little crush.

I decided that soft power was probably the best way to go, so I started writing rpf about teacher and son getting a messy divorce. I gift them to teacher, which he always graciously accepts. Currently I’m working on a harem drama AU where teacher leaves son for nephew after a life changing night in my bed.

Son attacked me unprompted and accused me of trying to ruin his relationship. Which I am, but it’s in everyone’s best interest! Nephew has never had a partner before- not even during his heats- and he could really use an older man to take care of him. Clearly he needs teacher more than son. So am I the asshole?

TKDB EP 9 spoilerssss

Oh I like him. I like him a lot. This is Halloween this is Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween. As soon as they start talking about spooks n shit he finally starts smiling (I love Halloween n spooks so much this is my favorite episode so far)

HELL YEAH THE CHAINSAW IS BACK

God Jiro is like every horror movie antag melted down and mixed into one isn't he

Still crazy that Jiro is basically a glass canon. Also crazy everyone was completely okay with sending him on a mission alone (not alone, just. Without Yuri. Or any doctor. Or even a first aid kit.)

Like this man walked through a crowded cafeteria and started throwing up his intestines. He needed an adrenaline shot to keep fighting without passing out in EP 7. HIS WOUNDS DO NOT CLOSE THEMSELVES WITHOUT MEDICAL INTERVENTION.

Hello, Bob-[Bob Beloved]-questions-having-anon back with another Bob [Bob Beloved] question

How often, if at all, does Bob [Bob Beloved] involve himself with human culture? Movies, books, malls, does he even have a job or a human residence? Without a great understanding of language or an incredibly complex range of emotions, I'm not sure how much he'd enjoy those things, but he's also not my OC, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Where does he sleep? Does he sleep? How does he spend his time? Are the babysitters or his mom(s) usually with him? Does he know about the Worm Killer? Am I asking too many questions-

Also, who's that big dragon and those cool bird-adjacent-looking ocs of urs??? I don't think it said their names in the posts 🤔 my interest has been piqued.

Alrght. Alright alright alright. Bob can't read so I don't think he'd know what the heck is going on when it comes to written media. I think he'd be interested with it but due to him not understanding it his enjoyment of it would be greatly limited. He'd like movies a lot! To him it'd probably be a lot like watching a movie in a different language without subtitles. But that's basically how he's been observing people from afar this entire time, so it'd be no different for him.

Bob is constantly interacting with human culture, after he figured out how to look human himself. Can't exactly go strolling in um. Worm. He's one of the worms that has the best grasp on human language, he's been around since they've appeared in the evolutionary timeline. He's heard a lot of crap and seen a lot of things.

Bpb can somewhat speak 'human language', but because he's heard so many languages and baby doesn't know that languages can die and that not everyone speaks the same language. So he be switching between like, ten languages, just talking to someone because he doesn't know that people tend to only know two languages on average.

Bob sleeps at the bottom of the ocean. [sniff]. As a worm they kind of, sleep float. Slowly drifting. Bob does the same thing, as a person it probably looks like sleep walking.

Bob spends his day eating and people watching. He baby. Okie? I think some time periods he just latches onto people and watch out their life spans. It's what's most fun to him. With that, he's probably the only World Eaters with a moral compass due to the sheer amount of time he spends with creatures with morality.

His babysitters are with him 24/7, they don't need to sleep so they can always keep an eye on him. They're usually the ones keeping him from eating anything that he can't eat. His moms do visit him! Just not very often and not for very long (in their time). They eat planets, they can't stay with him, because if they do there will be no solar system left for Bob to eat when he grows up.

Bob would not know about the Worm Killer, no. Even if he was told it wouldn't mean much to him, he's too young to understand what that could mean for him.

The 'big dragon' is Bayle (Named after Elden Ring boss). She's the same species as Rahuul, yada yada. She's Malice Incarnate. Basically, uh. An evil god. Hehe. A lot of them are female, not for any specific reason I just have an easier time drawing women so most of them end up as either a woman or just. Nonbinary or agender but feminine appearing.

I think I'll list off the rest of the 'gods' I've shown on this blog under cut. umu.

↑ That's Zyanth. She represents longing. ↑ Xercxes. She represents tenacity/determination (heh).

↑ I've shown her a few times. This is Haruna, Vengence Incarnate. She has a very nasty personality and despite her looks has a very rough way of speaking (like imagine gangster speech coming from a prim and proper lady).

Haruna's 'older sister' Yoru (they're twins but Yoru keeps calling herself the older sister just to mess with Haruna). She is Temptation Incarnate. In other words. Uh. She plays with peoples emotions in order to get them to succumb to their desires.

*falls down stairs*

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EUGH

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AIWKDN

(no context just AUCHK)

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

Yo what I started playing Ash Echoes and

This game loves me???

Also may I just say

What goddamn PSYCHOPATH starts a game with "oh hey look at this cute extroverted helpful bear boy isn't he adorable :D yeah his death is your fault." THE FUCK???

how comes it says i know who you are, when, in fact, you may not know who i am if i simply toggle anonymity on?

i know who you are trust me…..

@yehoria i see right through you

Tdbk EP 11 spoilers this time

I've decided to label the parts this time for clarification so this would be part one ig

First of all, ALAN??? WHAT

Did he fucking kill somebody

ALAN

Secondly, Dude what even is his problem.

Like she's not gonna "steal the spotlight" dude she hasn't even used her ring for the past 1, 2, THREE missions. And she still has yet to use it with any Jabberwock, Sinostra, Hotarubi OR Obscuary ghouls. SHE DOESNT EVEN MAKE PLANS bro u r worried about nothing.

This is the worst fucking idea in all of Darkwick history man