Spoilers for episode 7 of Tokyo Debunker (typing suggestions wrote this this time)
I love him. And the tree is getting better!!! Yay!!!
I'm sorry, but the whiplash going from "we're breaking into a hospital" to "the love tree is healing" to "slacker and paralegal talk ramen" is killing me.
"oh, I'm just a clerk. The manager is over there." And he points to a fuckin cat. I swear Cats are like the lizard people of Darkwick Campus. Students are chatting in the hall like "I hear we're having a sub today" "I swear to God if the sub is another goddamn cat I'm gonna lose my mind" "c'mon dude, we both know it's gonna be a cat, don't kid yourself."
Pft wait hold on what if MC gets the Laurel Crown at the end
I mean, she is a student. Meaning technically Clementia is a functioning dorm
Meaning, as a functioning dorm, Clementia should be capable of winning the Laurel Crown.
I mean, MC has been there for every anomaly capture, bc of the ring she's been able to contribute quite a bit, and since no-one else is in Clementia, if she's an option for the Laurel Crown then she would be counted individually even before the inter-dorm missions, meaning she has a head-start compared to the individual ghouls.
Will she actually win the Laurel Crown? Hell if I know. Prolly not. Would it be funny as hell if the Crown was won by the only Dorm that has just one student? Absolutely.
Found a pistachio on the floor. No idea how long it's been there. Didn't eat it.
Tokyo debunker spoilers for episodeeee 12.
So, firstly,
WHAT IS HE. HE IS SO CLEARLY NOT HUMAN. The duck bell attracted him too, "Humans can't fly, silly!" But like. Is he a Ram? A God? A Goose? WHAT ARE YOU???
Secondly, Gen, Mio, Elias. Those are the names we have. And apparently Haru is an amputee? Out of all the (very few, somehow) things that have been spoiled for me, I am very glad that THAT was not on the list.
Third, someone broke into Rens room? A seasoned Criminal? I genuinely can't think of anyone who would do that.
Lmfao.
It will happen eventually. I must be patient. It is inevitable.
I should've expected this. Any pokemon with the guts to kill a shiny and use its corpse as a weapon obviously has some biological defect. But it's fine.
The odds are 1/683. It has been five days of continuous shiny hunting. It is inevitable. I will roll a shiny Tinkatink eventually. Neither the game nor my luck can stop me. It will happen no matter how much the universe plots against me.
This is not a game of chance, it is a game of patience. Do you have any idea how many slow-burn fanfics I have read? I have waited YEARS for a fanfic to update and read it the DAY it did. And POKEMON thinks it can out-wait me??? POKEMON????
Nonono. I am the GOD of holding down two joysticks at once and occasionally pressing the A button. THIS IS NOTHING BUT A SMALL TEST OF WILL. LIKE THE TWENTY YEARS PENELOPE SPENT WAITING FOR HER HUSBANDS RETURN. LIKE THE TWENTY SIX YEARS IT TOOK FOR ASH KETCHUM TO BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER. LIKE. LIKE. Yeah I'm out of examples
Give me my homicidal girly girl daughter Game freak or so help me Arceus I WILL learn how to ROMhack on a switch Lite.
Spoilers through EP. 6 of Tokyo Debunker!!
Okay. Wow. Hm. First of all
Love how they actually stand up for her LMAO.
Second of all, TEN MONTHS??? she only gets ten. Months. R U KIDDING.
Third of all,
Is she okay??? Is this gonna be a reoccurring thing from now on??? Is it bcuz she was thinking of Kyklos? (Just realized they never said the name yet in-game, ngl I skimmed the wiki a bit B4 playing. You'd think I'd know what happens in the story, but somehow the wiki contains very few spoilers.)
Also,
This is cute. This is adorable. AND HE BIT HIS ARM SO SHE COULD GET AWAY! Curious as to how he didn't get injured from that, but still.
Also, little bat Ed.
Second appearance of Bat Ed. I feel like a kid at a candy store rn with these silly little goobers and all the loreee.
Not liking Darkwick recently. Seems, uh. Seems pretty corrupt. Ngl. Not a fan.
:3 aw. Tokutaisei; The Ghoul Tamer! Best there ever was.
Also liking the funky little outfits they show up to the Chancellors office in. Look schnazzy. Just realized I've never actually seen that word spelled out before.
"not compatible" my ass. MC is gonna compatible the FUCK outta those ghouls.
"humans and Anomalies are not compatible" I know it's only been like half an hour since I played this part but I JUST got what he meant by that within context.
Stay close to the ghouls if u turn *because you would be an anomaly, and thus not compatible with humans.* I'm so dumb.
Though I can't believe Ed actually thinks humans and Anomalies aren't compatible. Have you *seen* some of the shit humans have domesticated?? They got elephants and whales doing tricks, anomalies are nothing. And Ghouls are still just special people!!
Also love him practically blackmailing the Chancellor.
One more thing!
There's no way that works. We got a week until Episode 14 drops, there's no way this isopropyl alcohol does Jack shit. Not a chance. Love that they gave the mad scientist a DNA earring tho.
Oh yeah, and happy Subaru's Birthday everyone! Apparently he literally won an award for his acting before. I would attach that screenshot too but the app only allows ten 😞
Tdbk chapter 14 spoilers again. Uh.
NO. MC, istg, go to Frostheim rn. Either file a complaint or beat their asses idc but do SOMETHING.
YURI. I GET THAT HES HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME RN AND THERES A LOT GOING ON BUT YURI NEEDS TO GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER BC JIRO IS STILL ENTITELY RELIANT ON HIS CARE.
I DOTN LIEK THIS CHAPTER NAME. THIS BETTER NTO BE AN HONEST CHALTE RNAME.
I refuse. He does not die. We already have enough dead Kirisaki siblings. We do not need another.
Um. See u in like 10-30 minutes maybe ig imma keep reading 👋
HOTARUBI SPOILERS FOR TOKYO DEBUNKER!!
Just made my way to like, the middle of the Hotarubi chapter. I think. I'm so pissed.
"they're so nice" I said, "I'm so glad this is the dorm I got placed in!" I said.
Little did I know. They're all fucking liars.
Just got formally introduced to Zenji, I thought both the other Hotarubi ghouls could see him but apparently until now it's just been Towa(?) and Haku. I feel like Zenji doesn't have much to hide besides, well, his existence, so he's off the hook.
And Haku? I am very convinced he's still hiding some shit. He's too suspicious. No-one is just *like that.* There's something about him that, despite him being so nice and welcoming and blah blah blah, just puts me off.
But SUBARU? Oh I'm mad about that one. Wdym he LIED? What was he lying about??? Why Lyca was in there? How long he's been in there? Who put him in there? Which is the lie?
I feel like it has to be the reason. I mean, come on, "accusations of murder"? Off the top of my head I can name two CONFIRMED murderers going to DA. Both of which are captains. One of which killed A TEACHER. If a confirmed murderer can be a captain, why wouldn't one be able to attend? That's kinda way lower than being a captain.
And I know he said "werewolf" was the reason, but that still makes no sense. I'm trying to stay away from spoilers, but I have learned one thing through fan content, and the Obscuary captain is a vampire, right? Wouldn't that directly mean he has to harm/kill people to stay alive? Why would one cryptid be allowed to kill and not the other?
All that to say, Subaru is a manipulative conniving SOB so far (though I'm sure something is going to change my mind as I continue playing) and all the Hotarubi ghouls (minus Zenji, so I guess just two of them) are lying their ASSES OFF to this poor girl who just wants to NOT DIE in a year. I love this game.
YOUR a's? Not anymore buddy. Those r mine now.
how many god dang A’s do you need
All of them. I see you have two? Yeah I'm gonna need those.
Decided to watch Pokemon Horizons. Not sure where I fall on it so far. I do have an opinion though.
Liko has absolutely zero survival instincts when pokemon are involved??? She knew to leave when Amethio was being weird, but she just like. Let herself be kidnapped by a guy riding a Charizard for seemingly no reason?? She got there and instead of asking what the hell was going on she just focused on the Pawmi and Fuecoco??? Her pendant makes a shield around her and she's just like "woaw pokemon :O anywya" GURL GET IT TOGETHER