Tokyo Debunker EP 7

By the way what the hell is Leo's deal with impersonating officers of the law

Like bro has been in 2 goddamn chapters and both of them have him impersonating a cop and being the best at impersonating said cop.

It's bc of his misleading boyish whimsy and thirst for power to abuse isn't it. He's too morally corrupt they have to make him a cop bc nothing else makes sense

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Is Towa not Japanese? Is he a transfer like Luca?

Oh shit, just realized

New addition to the "MC of story-driven game doubles as nuclear bomb" group

LADS with the aether core

Obey Me MC needs the ring, otherwise she blows up like everything

Stelle/Caelus in HSR with the Stellaron (?) (been a while since I played that one)

Possibly TWST cuz Grim is kinda an extension of Yuu and he's sorta a ticking time bomb for overblot

And now, TDBK MC! She's basically a bioweapon with a countdown clock. When her time is up, she goes Kyklos, and might attack a ton of DA students and make THEM Kyklos, and over and over, basically Armageddon

323 Mice.

Give me my shiny.

Give me my fucking rat. I will name it Moose like chocolate Mousse like Chocolate Mouse and it WILL be mine it has been MANY HOURS and I CANT- NO I SHANT GIVE UP MY DREAM OF HAVING THIS STUPID FUCKING MOUSE

Another Picnic. The seventh (?) hoard. Slimecicle in the background and a Lilligant in my boxes to shiny hunt after.

This will work. Eugenics is ethical and successful when it's Pokemon.

46 disappointing mice have been hatched. Now 46 disappointing mice shall die.

I require a more interesting mouse.

(also my left stick refuses to fucking click so this is taking twice as long cuz I can't RUN.)

I shall count my mice via Tumblr.

46/like 600 smth. Please give me my mouse Pokemon

Yo what I started playing Ash Echoes and

This game loves me???

Also may I just say

What goddamn PSYCHOPATH starts a game with "oh hey look at this cute extroverted helpful bear boy isn't he adorable :D yeah his death is your fault." THE FUCK???

Larceny bunny boy

Lets be honest. We all thought it as soon as we heard his name. Maybe it's just me never having heard that name before, but it sounds so much like larceny.

EP 11 spoilers part 7 Tokyo Debunker

Leo: so Subaru is looking after Bonnie, hm?

Subaru: something just happened

Leo is way too unbothered jeez

See now I know logically that it was the anomaly that killed him and not Alan,

But like a part of me also thinks it might be funny if it just actually was Alan

It's not. But still

Headcanon that TDBK MC can talk to cats.

That's not all, there's a ripple I swear-

(before I get too deep into this- besides it being a headcanon my reasons include: tutorial cat wondering how we understand it, the cats are probably an anomaly as with the campus, the ring can already do some crazy shit, EP 3 and 6 imply anomalies can be more than smart enough for communication)

So, we know from EP 3 at the latest that Darkwick knows pretty much anything that happens regarding Missions or the Ghouls. And what do we find in almost if not all backgrounds? A cat. They also deliver messages, and work, and whatever else. (i have a show going on in the background that I'm paying attention to and it makes it hard to think)

Point is, they probably know everything regarding everything. If MC could talk to the cats, it would make things so funny.

(Let's assume she only learns about this ability after the first 7 chapters, bc that's what I feel like writing. Also campus interactions happen after the first 7 chapters. Probably.)

Imagine MC is playing chess with Tohma (see: cheating at chess by making up rules and defending them with nonsense bc it's the only way she can win) and a cat meows from the other side of the room. A few minutes later Tohma says he's gonna check on Jin and MC says "don't. He's in a terrible mood." Tohma raises an eyebrow but checks on Jin anyway. MC was right. Jin's mood was actually worse than usual.

Leo tells her to hurry to Vagastrom again and, again, doesn't explain why. When she gets there, and Leo tells her to sit down, she huffs and says " I'll only help you spy on Alan and Tohma if you apologize for trying to make me seem useless on the Takeru mission." Sho can be heard choking from by the kitchen. She added those details on purpose. If there's anyone she wants to feel uncomfortable, unsafe, and disturbed, it's Leo. She feels like he deserves it.

Towa is hanging out out a tree, looking around Jabberwock from said tree. MC walks by, hears a meow from a few feet away as a cat walks past, and looks up to see Towa hanging out up there. "Hey there buddy. Whatcha up to?" She asks, and Towa hums, holding a hand flat above his eyes like a salute, and looking around with a squint. "Looking for Haru?" Towa nods. "He's breaking into Rens room right now. We'll probably hear Ren scream in the next few seconds." He does.

It takes make five minutes for MC to get to Sinostra after Romeo gets a hold on Kaito again. She barges into Taiga's room, grabs Ritsu by the wrist (who was lecturing Taiga again) and books it Romeos VIP room thing. When confronted with harassment laws or whatever, she reaches into his breast pocket and turns off his recorder before saying "help me with this as my business partner or I'll tell the authorities about you downing a martini in the Barong Mask mission. And or how Taiga ate it, and we didn't lose it. Or your harassing Jin." She said, before tossing the recorder back to Ritsu, flipping the lever (or however you turned that waterfall off) and tugging him into Romeo's basement.

Romeo gets defensive, Kaito is grateful, and, being Kaito, immediately looks directly past the red flags and starts crying tears of happiness at MC saving him.

There's a point where MC is in line for Sho's food truck, and she sees Subaru and Lyca in line, and moreover she feels a cat rubbing against her ankle, before it goes "mrowp" She knows what "mrowp" means. It's different than "Mrowp."

She pets it, takes out a boiled egg from a Tupperware box in her bag (this cats favorite) and hands it to the cat, who happily munches as MC walks over Subaru and Lyca. She makes a little small talk, and asks if they'd rather sit down at the benches and have her take their spot in line and get their food for them. When Subaru gets confused and insists that he's really fine, and she does not need to do that, she just puts on a strained smile and says "Leo is about to make his way to the food truck. I insist that you let me wait in the line while you hang out with the much more friendly Lyca instead of getting harassed by Leo."

Subaru has no clue how she knew Leo was coming, but she was right. Leo soon made his way over, talked to Sho for a good minute, and left. A minute later, MC was at the start of the line, placing the order. Soon, she was sitting at the table with Subaru and Lyca, when she got a text from Sho saying the food was ready, and she went over to get it. Subaru didn't notice until lunch was over that he never actually told her his order. Or Lycas. She had never even seen him and Leo interact at this point, how did she know Leo was going to harass him specifically?

Then there was that time she had to deliver papers to Rui when he was manning the bar. Haru and Romeo were there, both giving her their greetings before she started chatting with Rui about the papers. There was a pause in her and Rui's small talk as he signed them, where she heard Haru and Romeo talking about something she still didn't understand, despite how much the cats had to say about it. It never clarified anything. "Elias'll have it handled." She whispered with furrowed brows in tandem with Haru, who spoke much louder in his drunken stare. Neither Haru nor Romeo heard her. Rui, however, was insanely taken aback by... Everything about what she just said. By then, however, he was done with his signature, so she just gingerly grabbed the papers from his hand, and ran off with them again.

Oh, and one time Jiro's stitches had torn on his stomach while he was only a few feet away from the lab. He, like everyone else in Darkwick, failed to notice the tail dip just out of sight behind the railing, or the paws going down with it.

Again, it took less than five minutes for MC to burst into the lab unannounced. At which point, Yuri was still downstairs performing an autopsy, and Jiro was sitting patiently on the hospital bed in the corner of the room. Like usual for her when it came to any injury on the ghouls, she was extremely distressed. Jiro had explained before that this happened often and it was not a big deal for him, but she just grabbed a first aid kit off the counter as a familiar cat, one that Jiro sometimes saw peeking in while Yuri did check-ups, autopsies, or surgeries, strutted in from the window.

With a cat laying around her shoulders, MC grabbed the first aid kit, some disinfectant and numbing agent from the cupboards, and suturing supplies. With the occasional meow, mrrp, mro, and other cat noises, MC was able to suture Jiro's wound shockingly well, especially with how she had literally never done so before. He had a suspicion for the reason, but when he asked if she could understand the car, she said no, and he figured whether it was a lie or not he didn't feel the need to pry.

It was when Yuri asked him why there was a neat little bow at the top of the suturing that he recalled the situation, and realized that MC had literally no other reason to be in the lab, evidenced by the fact that she left immediately after, and that it was actually insanely suspicious that she somehow knew within only a few minutes that his wound had reopened. Especially without him mentioning it to anyone.

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Um. So this was a small idea, and somehow my brain escalated one paragraph for the Frostheim example to four for Mortkranken.

Anyway, this was my self-imposed writing quota for the day. I started it in Tumblr for some reason so I guess I'm posting this now. I like cats and the idea of MC knowing way more than she should for no discernable reason makes me happy. Like yeah, you go girl, make those guys with several advantages over you in a fight insanely uncomfortable! Give them a reason to fear you! Be omnipresent through way of cat spies! Incite anxiety and concern within your social circle even when ur not there! If you can't make sure ppl talk about you positively when ur not present, make sure they do so out of fear. >:3

There's probably plenty of typos and spelling mistakes, but I don't feel like looking through for corrections so UP IT GOES

i stole ur as

STOP STEALING MY FUCKIN AS I WILL COMMIT SO MANY FELONIES

Spoilers for episode 7 of Tokyo Debunker

Oh I liked that. I liked that a lot.

Hilarious.

How fucking rich is he. Like I dunno how much prize money there is in the first place but quintuple is a LOT.

Hehe. The doom is dooming.

... Fucking WHAT. Wdym. I know they're brothers but wdym. What fucking mission. WHAT MISSION???

Suspiciousssss

Hmmm that Janitor is weird. The janitor is kinda putting me off here. But what mission could he possibly be putting Sho on???

Aaaaanyway, I'm in school rn and study hall is ending, so I gotta dip. This game is going to stick in my mind the whole day tho.

Also just got, like, my sixth SR. It's getting increasingly harder to upgrade them.

So far I have Towa, Alan, Rui, Romeo, Luca, and now Haru. And not a single SSR.

I am going to commit a crime.

See y'all in a month!