Nah Wtf Cuz Why Did U Have To Pirate All Seventeen

i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i check discord. i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i open spotify. start a song. open youtube. pick video, ending song. video bad. i close youtube. i open tumblr

Make Gijinkas. Life is good.

We three kings.

May I just say- as a new Tokyo Debunker player, (as of last week,) currently in Hotarubi episode (have been for half of that week, pls help me I can't fail these cases anymore I wish Taiga just threw us out that window-) I am extremely scared to keep playing.

I mean, Episode one, scary, episode 2, horrifying, episode 3, Haru almost died, episode 4 was sorta tame if you ignore... Taiga's existence.

But between the lack of gore in EP. 4 and the lack of gore in EP. 5 (that I've played so far) I am extremely worried for what is to come. This feels like the calm before the storm.

My guard is constantly up I am so prepared to have a corpse or two hurled at me while playing this game I refuse to fall for a false sense of security ALSO PLEASE HELP ME PASS THESE CASES I CANT SEE "DEFEATED" ONE MORE TIME HOW THE HELL DO I WIN THIS 50 IS KICKING MY ASS

oh yeah and Tumblr is now my personal sounding board for Tokyo Debunker related thought hijinks

46 disappointing mice have been hatched. Now 46 disappointing mice shall die.

I require a more interesting mouse.

(also my left stick refuses to fucking click so this is taking twice as long cuz I can't RUN.)

I shall count my mice via Tumblr.

46/like 600 smth. Please give me my mouse Pokemon

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

@celestialholz hey, I got some Applin Chaos for you. Surprisingly, it does not feature our favorite art husbands.

Ahem.

OH KIERAN FANS, DO I HAVE NEWS FOR US

Show of hands, how many of us know about Applin? Y'know, this little creature.

Little apple dragon, we first met them in Galar!

And they have a STORY there in Galar! One that our lovely Meta Queen CelestialHolz has analyzed to the distortion world and back, because of Hassel and Brassius.

Basically, the story is Give an Applin to the one you love, you'll be together forever.

Now, I COULD talk about how that relates to the fact that Hassel has a Flapple, meaning he HAD TO HAVE GOTTEN AN APPLIN SOMEHOW

BUT THIS AINT ABOUT THE ART HUSBANDS.

This is about Kieran!

So, those of us who have played Indigo Disk may know that we can invite characters to our club room and eventually trade Pokémon with them!

Why is this important to Kieran, you may ask?

WELL, DEAR READER!!! LOOK AT WHAT HE GIVES YOU WHEN YOU GET TO TRADE WITH HIM!!!

MOTHERFUCKIN

APPLIN

So, people who suspected Kieran has a crush on the player character? Here you go, here's your proof.

Have fun with analyzing this, Celestialholz!!!

Y'know what I'm gonna just-- @kitakami-kid HEY COME LOOK AT MY KIERAN AND APPLIN ANALYSIS

Spoilers for Tokyo Debunker 8

Lmao the sheer difference in disposition between MC and Romeo has me dead

In other news, MC has officially been upgraded from "BB" (Basic Bitch, as we all know by now) to "New girl" (implies a sort of cooperative/colleague relationship between speaker and subject, NOT INHERENTLY DIMINUTIVE THIS TIME :D)

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

Okay but Partner In Crime by Madilyn Mei with the MC from Tokyo Debunker

"Maybe I'm just an anomaly. Even my demons have their families"

"I was never meant to win" x3

"I'm 'bout to die Yet the only thing I find I'm worried about is you. Something tells me you aren't coming, Guess that I'm truly doomed"

"Oh, I know that we're not the same. My heart's on the line. I'm just a pawn in your game, Not your partner in crime"

"You're slowly killing me. Taking your time. You're slowly killing me. Taking your- (I was never meant to win)"

"You're slowly killing me, And yet I don't mind (You were never meant to win)"

"You're slowly killing me, But please take your time."

Anyway I love Madilyn Mei's whole discography listen to her music and you'll understand ^^