I Have 3 Moods:

Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere

Always be a good friend

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

friendly reminder that asexuality and aromanticism exist on a spectrum, and people can use whatever terms they feel most comfortable with to describe themselves!

this especially goes for demis and grays: your identities are REAL and GENUINE and anyone who says otherwise can fuck off

Monokuma: "No man can defeat the killing game!"

Shuichi, a confused genderfluid dude who doesn’t remember how a sword got in his hand: "Uh, oh. Nobody told me that. Uh, can you check back tomorrow? Can we... can we reschedule? I’m not really... like I might be a different gender this evening. Does seven o’ clock work for you? It might... be different then."

Why Believe A Liar (1)

Saihara was in for a bad morning, he could tell. Maybe it’s because his toast had been burnt in a weird way and there was a sad face on it. Nevertheless, he forced himself to go to school like every other day. Hopefully his uncle would have a some new information about the latest case, the one that no one had any leads on.

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ryukoto arcana swap commission for @it-will-not-last-the-night!

thank you so much again <3

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

i’m so serious when i say nalu is the goofiest ship in fairy tail and also the one that makes me lose my mind the most. like look at them. look at these screenshots. they are so chronically unserious it’s actually romantic. why are they always matching each other’s chaotic energy??? like they weren’t just meant for each other, they were engineered in a lab to be the two most ridiculous people in the guild and then fall in love about it. the synchronized screaming. the dramatic hand-holding like someone just proposed. the way natsu sparkles while lucy looks five seconds away from homicide. they are so stupid. they are SO STUPID. and yet so in sync it makes my brain short-circuit.

they’re soulmates in the most obnoxious way possible. not in a soft “we complete each other” kind of way but in a “we got kicked out of a restaurant for sword fighting with breadsticks” way. and they’d be laughing the whole time. they match each other’s every step, every tone, every over-the-top facial expression like they’re one shared creature split into two hot idiots. i love them so much it physically pains me. like this isn’t even about romance anymore. this is about divine comedy. this is about two people being so chaotic together that the universe just gave up and said “fine. fine. you win. be together forever.” and they will. they will be so annoying and dramatic and in love until the end of time. and i’ll be right there cheering them on

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like "hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it's ok I know you didn't mean it" and my brain will instantly translate "you should be shot"