Under Pressure

so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to

catboo

reddit but in the pokemon universe

“The Danganronpa antagonists get smaller and gayer as the games progress” -@transezual during my DRV3 stream

this is best defense system in the smp at this point

my heart is yours, my love

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to Kazuichi Souda: did u change my instagram username to weebfucker ????

Kazuichi: dude im not a hacker how could i have

Fuyuhiko: thats true

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Hajime Hinata to Kazuichi Souda: were u the one who changed fuyuhiko’s username

Kazuichi: ya lol

Kazuichi: he left his phone open how could i not bro

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Peko Pekoyama to peko is a nerd lol: Why is the group chat title aimed at me?

Hajime: kaz found out you passed the chemistry assignment

Peko: ?

Peko: That’s a requirement to sit the exam.

Kazuichi: oh shit

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Chiaki Nanami to Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: can u tell kaz im not speaking 2 him

Fuyuhiko: why

Chiaki: he said that pac man is “”“”“"shit”“”“”“

Fuyuhiko: no I meant why me

Fuyuhiko: also is he fuckin insane pac man is great

Chiaki: idk u were the first contact I saw

Chiaki: also right!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hajime Hinata to Chiaki Nanami: he’s staring at her again

Chiaki: who?

Hajime: fuyuhiko

Chiaki: ah

Hajime: like he can’t even stare like a normal person

Hajime: he keeps doing it out of the corner of his eye as if he can be more subtle that way

Chiaki: ya but remember when u used 2 do that

Chiaki: w/ me

Chiaki: n nagito

Chiaki: ;)

Hajime: I never stared

Chiaki: sure hun

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Hajime Hinata to Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: did I ever stare at Chiaki and Nagito before we started dating?

Fuyuhiko: yup

Hajime: damn it

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to Peko Pekoyama: where are you?

Peko: I’m at home.

Fuyuhiko: ok

Peko: Do you want me to come over?

Fuyuhiko: no it’s fine

Peko: I’m already on my bike.

Fuyuhiko: don’t text and drive!!!

Fuyuhiko: god

Fuyuhiko: but thanks

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Kazuichi Souda to Hajime Hinata: hypothetically, if I were to buy Sonia 250 roses do u think she’d like them?

Hajime: jesus

Hajime: no

Kazuichi: ok

Kazuichi: hypothetically, if I had 250 roses how would I get rid of them

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Kazuichi Souda changed the group name to operation: get fuyuhiko and peko together so we can finally know peace

Chiaki: omg

Hajime: oh no

Fuyuhiko: …

Peko: You do know that Fuyuhiko and I are in this group chat, yes?

Kazuichi: I think they’re on 2 us guys

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to Kazuichi Souda: why are you not in class

Kazuichi: what are you talking about????? Im in class

Fuyuhiko: I can literally see you outside, trying to light a firework

Kazuichi: problem?

Fuyuhiko: yes your education is suffering

Fuyuhiko: that is a problem

Fuyuhiko: why are you lighting a firework anyway??

Kazuichi: was gonna use it 2 show sonia how my love for her burns like a firework

Fuyuhiko: jesus

Kazuichi: ya I kno

Kazuichi: ive been called the new Kant by many

Fuyuhiko: ???

Fuyuhiko: Kant was a philosopher, not a poet

Kazuichi: oh that’s why hajime was laughing at me

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Kazuichi Souda to when we go on x factor can we be called ‘The Fearsome Fivesome’: no one talk to hajime he’s being a dick 2 me

Hajime: hey

Chiaki: hey hajime!!!!!

Fuyuhiko: hajime what’s up

Peko: Hello Hajime.

Kazuichi: u all suck

Hajime: is someone talking?

Fuyuhiko: I don’t hear anything

Peko: Me neither.

Chiaki: kaz who????

Kazuichi: ughhhhhhh

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Peko Pekoyama to Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: I am three minutes away from lying to get out of here.

Fuyuhiko: is the party that bad?

Peko: Yes. I just don’t know what I’m going to say.

Fuyuhiko: I don’t think you have to lie

Fuyuhiko: you could just leave

Peko: Perhaps. I wish you were here.

Fuyuhiko: oh

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to Peko Pekoyama: I wish i was there too

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Kazuichi Souda to jason derulo is a tru artist shut up h8ers: is the morally wrong to look at boobs

Fuyuhiko: go to fucking sleep

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Hajime Hinata to Peko Pekoyama: did you see Nagito today?

Peko: No, why?

Hajime: he was iconic

Peko: How?

Hajime: he just was

Peko: Not to be rude, but why are you texting me this?

Hajime: Nagito doesn’t have a phone and Chiaki is sleeping rn

Peko: Oh.

Peko: Why doesn’t Nagito have a phone?

Hajime: his last one caught on fire

Peko: Oh. Ok.

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Peko Pekoyama to Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: How does a phone just catch fire?

Fuyuhiko: is this about komaeda

Fuyuhiko: because I really don’t know

Fuyuhiko: I really don’t

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to Hajime Hinata: just realised that chiaki texts just like kazuichi

Fuyuhiko: hajime?

Fuyuhiko: I know you’ve read these

Fuyuhiko: are you ok?

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Hajime Hinata to Chiaki Nanami: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Chiaki Nanami: ?

Hajime: nevermind

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to kaz stop texting me dick jokes at 3am, go to sleep: what are we doing

Kazuichi: our best

Hajime: speak for yourself

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to Peko Pekoyama: you know youre important right?

Fuyuhiko: like you mean a lot

Fuyuhiko: to me I mean

Fuyuhiko: not that u don’t mean a lot to other people

Fuyuhiko: im sure there are other people that love you as well

Fuyuhiko: not that im saying I love u or anythign

Fuyuhiko: not that ur unloveabel

Fuyuhiko: why cant I delete messages

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Peko Pekoyama to Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: I love you too, Fuyuhiko.

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Hajime Hinata to failing chemistry but im sexy so whatever: just saw Fuyuhiko and Peko kissing outside the school this morning!!

Chiaki: aw

Kazuichi: was there tongue

Hajime: dude

Chiaki: cmon man

Peko: …

Fuuyuhiko: we’re still in the chat guys

Kazuichi Souda changed the group name to operation: we’re finally @ peace

Fuyuhiko: shut up

Kazuichi Souda changed the group name to no u

If things go south