I Don’t Like Being Referred To As A Boy

drama in the mad scientist and wizard communities

my son who i hate

I need one of these so I can pull it out of an inside pocket of my coat every once in a while and take a melodramatic swig

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life

please look at this beautiful mouse

got emotional at work because i imagined a cuttlefish

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly