Thinking About My Dog And How He Makes Sure I Get My Daily Mental Health Outings

A missed opportunity

Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the “the problem of Susan” but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?

This still blows my mind

Mission Impossible 🕶️

When you start crying when you think about going to your kid's event the next day because you just feel so damn awkward/alienated and no one is horrible to you but you just have that gut feeling that a good amount of people there just really dislike you and your honestly not sure if that dislike includes your kiddos or if you're just overthinking things because of the reasons. And you are almost fucking 40 years old and you feel like you should be better at all of this by now