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Husband with ADHD: Do you ever think you have ADHD too?

Me: No, why do you ask?

Husband: You have time management issues like me.

Me: I mean, yeah, but it's because I have dyspraxia. We're on the same venn diagram remember? We share some overlapping traits.

Husband: Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Me: We might both have time management issues, but for different reasons. Your brain has too many tabs open. If I am active and get things done for thirty minutes, I have to spend the next hour self-regulating and calming down my nervous system.

Me: My nervous system is like a trembling, overly excited Chihuahua.

Derek: Stiles, we need to get you trained up in hand-to-hand combat. Are you free tomorrow?

Stiles: Are you asking me that as my boyfriend or as my alpha?

Derek: As your boyfriend.

Stiles: I'm busy.

Derek: Okay, as your alpha.

Stiles: I'm... sick?