Everyone Loves Our Sharpshooter

How could we not talk about family when family is all we got

A Umbrella academy and Bungo stray dogs crossover.

Chapter 1 WIP!

“We announce with immense sorrow the death of Reginald Hargreeves, found dead in his bed in the early hours of this morning.”

Reginald Hargreeves, billionaire, adventurer and inventor, died of heart failure on March 21, 2019.

His adopted children, once known as the child heroes of the Umbrella Academy, learned of this in different situations and from different parts of the world (and the solar system)

Luther, number 1, received the news from Pogo, while he was on the moon.

Diego, number 2, found out about it from the television of a house where he was "arresting" some thieves.

Allison, number 3, found out from the reporters, blinded by their cameras and dazed by their questions.

Vanya, number 7, found out about it when he saw the news on a TV in the window on her way home.

They were all shocked, in a mixture of joy, sadness and even anger. It was a feeling that only the four of them, the survivors, thought they were capable of feeling.

But there was a person in Yokohama who felt similar emotions.

Number 4, once Klaus Hargreeves, but now known as Dazai Osamu, received the news leaning on his desk at the Armed Detective Agency, while chatting with his husband, surrounded by colleagues who for years now he had considered his real family.

-Come on chibi, I only gave him some candy, it's not the end of the world!- -Isn't it the end of the world? Our son just locked Higuchi in the closet and is now running around a house full of sharp and dangerous objects, just because you gave him enough sugar to make him go on a hyperactive rampage!-

-He's not wrong, it's your fault.- Dazai turned to his brother, who was relaxing on Kunikida's desk

-Shut up Ben! And you better get off your desk before Kunikida-kun comes back and tries to kill you again.- The ghost stuck its tongue out at him -This would only happen if I made myself tangible-

Osamu decided to ignore his annoying brother and dedicate to his annoying husband - Don't worry Chuuya! I will send Atsushi to free Higuchi and stop Kazuya!- As he spoke these words, Kunikida entered the room, and Dazai knew something wasn't right.

The blond didn't scold him for not working, instead he approached him and handed him a newspaper. -I swear that if it's about the incident the other week, I don't know how it ended up in the newspapers- Ben rolled his eyes and got off the desk to look at the newspaper.

Kunikida instead pushed the newspaper to his chest, and Dazai noticed that his hands were shaking slightly. -You better be one of the first to know.-

-Well, it must seriously be something important if…- He stopped when he saw the headline on the front page:

Reginald Hargreeves is dead

He barely heard Ben next to him freeze and some members of the agency approaching curiously. He could only hear the sentence inside his head, over and over: Is dead. Is dead. Is dead. I'm free. I'm free. He can't take me back there anymore. I'm safe.

It was as if a weight had been lifted from his shoulders, a fear so unconscious he hadn't noticed it in years. And now he no longer had to worry about that creeping possibility, he would never return to the mausoleum, ever again.

-Osamu, are you okay?- He was so relieved that he didn't even realize he had made Ben tangible. His brother had put a hand on his shoulder and was looking at him worriedly.

-Never been better Benny-boy!- He smiled and took the phone from the ghost's hand, who probably took it to warn Chuuya.

The said person was still demanding information when the husband put the phone to his ear -Osamu, what the hell is going on? Ben told me to look for a newspaper and..-

-Reggie is dead!- He said it in a cheerful tone, intoxicated by that sense of freedom. There was silence on the other end of the line as Chuuya processed the information.

Just as he had done with the agency, at a certain point in his life Dazai had told him about who he was before Yokohama, about when he was Klaus Hargreeves, about his brothers and also about the mausoleum.

I'm not American, but please reblog!

IF YOU LIVE IN THE US, PLEASE READ THIS

Posting this from the bird app since I hope it can help people.

People have been contacting the White House directly to demand a recount, especially since there has been evidence that not every ballot has been counted and will be thrown away if it hasn't been cured.

The link to contact the White House is here!

The White House

Contact Us | The White House

Contact the President, Vice President, get help with a Federal Agency, or request a Presidential Greeting.

The following screenshot comes from here!

If you need help writing something, check under the cut! I've provided a prewritten response from one of the replies!

"I am a concerned citizen, and I need you to hear me. I urge you to recount the ballots from this election and investigate election interference. Bomb threats have been called into multiple polling locations, causing some to close early. Domestic terrorists have burned ballot boxes. An unprecedented number of ballots have been rejected and require curing. There have been reports of polling officers allowing voter intimidation in and outside of polling places across the country and an estimated 20 million mail in ballots are unaccounted for. In addition, many people have reported that ballots were not counted for suspicious reasons such as signature invalidation which is information that vote counters do not have access to. These events have occurred in swing states such as Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Georgia, for instance."

Feel free to add and change what you want, this is just a base for you to work off of.

I'm pretty sure he would use a gun.

Fydor: Yukichi Fukuzawa, where have you buried all your employees? Tell me so I say

G'enchiro Fukuchi, Where have you buried all your dogs? Tell me so I say

Talking about the past of Fukuchi during the war: All the lives that you've stolen

Split in half, now bum and broken

Like your heart that was so eager to be hid

Talking about Mori, Dazai and Kyoka: He can't keep them all caged

They will fight and run away

Dazai and Kyoka to Mori: Mori, tell us so we say

Fydor: G'enchiro Fukuchi, where have you buried all your dogs? Tell me so I say

Fydor: Fukuzawa yukichi, Where have you buried all your employees? Tell me so I say

Fydor talking about Fukuzawa past as an assassin: Forest walls and starry ceilings

Barren memories that you're weaving

Like the fears that you keep inside your head

Talking about the agency: You can't keep them all safe

Talking about Kunikida, Tanizaki, Kenji and Atsushi: They will die and be afraid

Ranpo: Father, tell me so I say

The agency:(President, tell us so we say)

Fukuzawa: Amenogozen, where have you buried all my employees? Tell me so I say

Fydor Dostoevsky, where have you buried all my employees? Tell me, so I say

Amenogozen, where have you buried all my children? Tell me so I say

Fydor Dostoevsky, where have you buried all my children? Tell me, so I say

The agency: (Tell us, so we say!)

Fydor : you can't keep them all safe

They'll be far and fly away

The agency: President, tell us you will stay

We'll be far and fly away

I wanted so bad to do an animation with this song for the latest chapter, but I suck at drawing.

Anyway, I just didn't expect how the chapter went, but I it makes me scared.

Just some Kuroken proof in Haikyu-bu

Lumni, my One piece oc

Do with genie anime ai

Comrades of Tumblr, I have a myriad of Gaza fundraisers to share, and have been in a thread that will be the pinned message on my profile until further notice.

Right now, I would like to highlight a GoFundMe sponsored by Victoria Beauchamp for Aya Mahmoud and her family. Her situation is urgent, having sent me heartbreaking messages that she alone has 8 people to feed.

You can find her account here: @ayoosh-gaza02

The prices of food in occupied Palestine and the Gaza open-air concentration camp have spiked drastically since the genocide swung to full power in October 2023. A year has passed and Gaza has yet to be freed.

I have nothing left to give right now, but please, if you have anything to give, please direct your funds to here:

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Donate to Helping my family to evacuate from Gaza, organized by Aya Mahmoud

My name is Ayaa from Gaza city, I am a children’s teacher, 24 years old, living wi… Aya Mahmoud needs your support for Helping my family to

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Our lives are harsh because we lack all the basic necessities of life. Everything has become scarce and unattainable. There is no food, no water, no medicine.

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@svtboo's April Crack Roulette!!!

Basically the rules were that we had to spin this wheel E made with a heck ton of OP characters and then draw/write something for them!!! I got Niji and Conis, and now I am here today to explore this wonderful crack ship with you all >:D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAREST BOY USOPP!!!!

ahem Niji is 5 hundo percent the TRASHIEST of the quadruplets, so their crack ship can unfortunately only end in either Conis blastin him or a 200k slow burn fic where Niji spends the first 150k words becoming a decent human being. And at this point you may as well scrap the Conis ship and just read Undone by pkmntrainer_alex u _ u

Thank you again E for organising this >//////< Go check out everyone else's crackships on the ao3 collection! (It'll be updated over the week ouo)

I can't not think about the parallels between what Fydor said in the new chapter and the last episode of the umbrella academy.

What is saying here(and in the previous chapters) is similar to when they talked about how the birth Hargreeves and the others children with power was causing the apocalypse in the fourth season.

This made me think about how it resembles the ending of the season, where the original timeline was all peace and joy.

So...just a random things I made because I don't know what to do until February