Sometimes You’ve Just Got To Think Of Your Favorite Character Getting Fucked Against A Wall To Get

Lisa : Lenny isn’t answering his phone!

Barry : I’ll call!

Lisa : Mick and I have both tried six times each, he will not an-

Snart over the phone : Scarlet?

Lisa :

Lisa : YOU FUCKING SIMP-

Cisco : Please, Barry, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Barry : I’m sorry Cisco.

Cisco : I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Barry : It has to be done.

Cisco :

Barry :

Cisco :

Barry : *Places +4* Uno.

Castiel : So.

Castiel : I'm in love.

Castiel : with Dean.

Sam :

Castiel : I'm in love with Dean.

Sam : Our Dean?

Castiel : Yes.

Castiel : Thoughts?

Sam : And prayers your gonna need them.

Dustin : Tell us a little about yourself!

Steve : I'd rather not, I really like this group.

Barry : Hey I'm about to get in the shower, you wanna join me?

Snart : there's a pistolet taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don't stop until I'm dead.

Makino has engraved and implanted manners into ace's head to the point this man will apologize and introduce himself even to the weirdest and cruelest of people.

He would hit his head on a wall and apologize for hitting it.

He would introduce himself to the fleet admiral if he didn't know who he was.

Ace: *first time in the moby dick and lost his way below deck due to the ridiculously large interior* Where do i- *hits a wall* oh im sorry, please exuse me *bows and walks away*

Whitebeard pirate 1: did he just-?

Whitebeard pirate 2: DID HE APOLOGIZE TO THE WALL?!

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Ace: *on a misson on a random island and encounters a navy vice Admiral* Very nice to meet you *bows head in respect*.

Vice admiral: did- *stutters* did this pirate-

Navy captain: yes sir, he did.

Barry : My boyfriend and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other!

Snart : We've been awake since Friday.

Barry : Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

Big bad guy : how did none of you hear my evil speech?!

Barry : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half days-

Kara : I got distracted halfway through!

Oliver : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Castiel : What happened to your nose???

Dean : I used him to break other guy's nose!

Caitlin : Yesterday, I overheard Barry saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Cisco replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.