Tiny Rabbit Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who's 4 Times His Size

Okay but guys imagine how Kris is feeling...

[ID: Deltarune fanart. Kris stares blankly at Spamton, thinking: "This guy has crazy doomed yaoi vibes. Wonder who the ex is." Then they see Tenna, grimacing and bemoaning: "Why did he leave me..." Kris's jaw drops, and they think: "My fucking TV??" End ID.]

ID by @anistarrose

carlos’ reflection in jannik’s trophy (plate??) is frying me sksksksks

more of jannik doing side quests

distraction

just a little boy and his fifth grand slam

how tall is Tenna?! here's a rough estimate 📺👀

so we haven't had any official confirmation of Tenna's ridiculous height yet, and i haven't been able to yank sprites from the game... however. there's a handy little Deltarune height chart made by an anonymous user some time ago, which gives a rough indication of the height of each character:

crucially, we see Kris' height is 5'1.5": this is great for us, because we see Kris next to Tenna frequently!!

if we round down Kris' height to 5", we see that Tenna is approximately three Krises tall without his antennae, and nearly four Krises with them!!

that means Tenna is at least 15 feet tall, but if you count the antennae, his whole height is closer to 19 feet.

good grief 😳

Uwe you are a trooper 🤩🙏

sincaraz x arrival (2016): if you could see your whole life from start to finish, would you change things?

CURSE YOU, LITTLE SPAMMY MAILMAN

commentators saying piatti tells the story of how jannik cried at 17 after losing against carlos. and now he’s 23 and crying because of him again. this is AWFUL.

bruised jannikblrs i am so sorry, like genuinely i know it sucks. i am especially sorry because i'm about to start talking about #dynamics which the bruises might not appreciate. sorry. stop reading now if you have to. sorry!!!!

not even using love here in the rpf sense—

i love you and because i love you i'm going to destroy you, it's the thing i love about you that inspires me to destroy you. like what the fuck man lmao no wonder jannik is like, get me out of the #sincaraz narrative. if carlos wasn't so convinced he was special then maybe carlos wouldn't keep fucking doing this! but he is and he will. what DOES it feel like to be a capricious demigod's object of desire. not sure i'd want to find out!