My Therapist Just Told Me My Problem Is That I Need To Write More Fanfiction.

I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Now look I love sex as much as the next allo

post cancelled my mom is buying me a microwavable Jesus plushie

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

Lucy Frostblade listens to Dodie

I’m putting together a book of all the short comics I’ve drawn over the past year to have for sale at my spring conventions! Not sure what the title will be yet, but the uniting themes of all the stories seem to be Girls and Magic.

I drew this selkie comic really fast and it bounced all around tumblr which was cool, but the messy lettering and simple coloring bugged me so I cleaned it up a bit. 

I feel like I’ve seen this before, but in case it was a product of a fever dream I had recently I want to let you in on it.

Whenever I have a rough day I like to go read through the “Aliases” section on Kipperlilly Copperkettle’s Dimension 20 Wiki page

I truly think that her name was said wrong much more often than it was said right, especially by Adaine

Kristen really said “what are you, four dogs?” And that was it man, cursed to Wrong Name for the rest of the campaign

If anyone has done this already I’m Sorry, and do you want to come up with more Kipperlilly aliases together

The Bad Kids body count at the end of freshman year*

*I am only including living things, aka humanoids, so not constructs, elementals, skeletons, etc. If it’s sentient, it’s counted. Any counts not specified as to who it is is because it was merely goons / underlings with no name or importance

Adaine: Only 1, and it was Doreen

Fig: 2

Fabian: 5* Johnny Spells, Dayne, Penelope

Riz: 5* DJ Brains, Coach Daybreak, Dayne, and Kalvaxus

Gorgug: 3* Ragh, Dayne

Kristen: 1, Biz, but it is a technicality because it was her spirit guardians and not her herself that killed him

There is an asterisk for Dayne because technically Riz dealt the final blow, but based on narration it seemed Gorgug killed him when he split his stomach open, and all of them acted on a reaction at the exact same time, so a tie?

We have a tie! Congrats to Riz Gugkak and Fabian Aramais Seacaster for having the most kills and bloodlust of the bad kids at the end of your first year! We will resume the count when I finish rewatching sophomore year ;)

Also congrats Kristen for not killing anyone I guess lol

(like two weeks late) quangle 4! this just turned into the cody compilation sorry

thought i looked cute, might delete later