Pretty Much The Only Good Thing About The Paper Of Record Anymore, The Crossword

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HOOT GROWL, BABY!!!

It's The Bad Kids from Dropout TV's Dimension 20: Fantasy High!! We love this group of chaos goobers, and so here's a bit of fan art for y'all It was a blast designing all 6 of these great characters, and I rather like how they all turned out :D Hope you all like these low-quality-children

save me figayda wedding.. figayda wedding save me

sorry but if you think about it, the duel in a court of fey and flowers is soooo funny. imagine you’re watching a goblin captain and “rue’s assistant” (absolutely brutal) square up to each other before they duel. you don’t know why they’re doing this. no one does. not even the goblin. suddenly, in the middle of their fight, pillar boy makes himself known. he disrobes and a storm cloud appears over him. he’s hot and wet. no one is confused to what’s going on down there. everyone’s kinda upset before wuvvy’s like “ok fine”. they argue about the means of battle for about ten minutes, and ultimately decide wrestling (the first option posed). captain hobb manages to pin pillar boy and win, but you’re just so impressed by how slippery andhera is. like so impressed. and so is hob actually. they end on good terms? then he asks wuvvy for a reason for all this. she runs away. justice for viscountess graballba. this shit is insane. would you like some tea?

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Drunk Adaine, My Beloved

literally no one is doing it like lady gwyndolin thistle-hop/binx choppley. it’s her first bloom. she is a part of the court of wonder. she was glamoured for like half of it. she’s the last of the court of craft. she is the weaver of fate. she won the crystal heart. she’s a warlock patron. she gets drowsy when she lies. her home is a MESS. she has no servants. she’s trying to stop the closing of the portals to the mortal realm. they have the same eyes. she hid mortals’ socks. she’s in love with pillar boy. she made him a masquerade outfit. she did the cha cha slide as the first dance of said masquerade. she’s extremely blunt. her love language is gift giving. her sister is a haunted house. she lives in a radiator. she trips over her moth wings. she believes magic is love. gwyn/binx you will always be famous.

they call me "mr. bad at explaining" because well. um. uhh. actually nevermind