Genshin Impact 4-Panel Comics: #9 - #16 [

This just popped up out of NOWHERE. LOL.

Jean: I just need you to stay calm, okay?

Diluc: I’m just going to stay angry. I find that relaxes me.

their interaction in this event are priceless lmaoo so of course i need to draw them a bit

i want to draw razor too but i’ll save it for another post hhshshshs

Literal voices AU

Xiao: *grunts, holding his head*

Aether: xiao? Are you okay?

Xiao: yes, i'm fine. Leave me be.

Aether: what's wrong?

Xiao: it's nothing! I just. . .hear voices from my fallen comrades from time to time, don't waste your time thinking about it. *keeps walking*

Aether: oh. . .

Paimon: poor xiao, paimon can't imagine how hard it must be for him to listen to the voices of his lost friends like that.

Aether: it must be really painful.

*with xiao*

Xiao: ugh. . .

Hydro yaksha: you ate tiger fish for that adepti and honor his death but you don't want to eat squid to honor mine!? What kind of friend are you!?!?

Electro yaksha: tiger fish comes with way too much fat! *flexing his four arms* you need to exercise if you wanna burn all that!

Geo yaksha: he doesn't care about us anymore.

Pyro yaksha: aww! Come back! I wanna see that fairy again! She's so cuuute!

Xiao: *groaning* shut up.

*later*

Xiao: *killing possessed hilichurls*

EY: come on! Put more strength into these swings!

PY: Let him work.

GY: His form is getting sloppy though, he needs more practice.

Xiao: I don't wanna hear criticism from two guys who died in battle before me.

HY: OOOHHHHH DAYUMMM!!!!!

PY: That's a Critical hit if i've ever seen one.

EY/GY: *crying* shut up! We did our best okay!?

Xiao: *stabs a mitachurl* then do your best again, but this time do it to stay quiet!

EY/GY: i hate you xiao.

Xiao: shut up already!

*the next day*

Xiao: *walking around liyue* the preparations seem to be going well.

Ganyu: you think? I'm glad you like it, we've been working really hard to make everything perfect during the festival.

Xiao: i see. . . *looks away for a bit*

PY: come on, invite her already!

EY: man up dude!

HY: you already got the lanterns for you two ready! Just invite the girl!

GY: watch him chicken out yet again.

Xiao: shut up.

Ganyu: ah. . .i-i'm sorry, *looks away* I didn't realize my voice was bothering you.

Xiao: what? N-no, it's not, your voice isn't the one bothering me.

Ganyu: oh, so it's the voices in your head again?

Xiao: *nods*

Ganyu: I'm sorry, I can't imagine how painful it must be.

Xiao: *deadpans* you have no idea.

Ganyu: i wished i could help you somehow.

PY: Wait! Wait! Tell her "you're already helping by being here"

Xiao: *red*

GY: that's the cheesiest thing he could say.

EY: If he says that, I'm gonna barf.

Xiao: well. . .you're already helping, just by being here. . .with me.

Ganyu: *blushes with a small smile*

PY: SCOOORE!!!

HY: smooth.

EY: *puking sounds*

Ganyu: i-i'm glad to hear that. . .

GY: I don't, somebody please kill me again.

Ganyu: and. . .i've been thinking. I know you work a lot at night but. . . *fidgeting* would it be possible for us to release our lanterns together? Maybe?

HY: And it pays off!

Xiao: i. . .would like that.

Ganyu: really? I'm so glad. I was sure you would flat out refuse.

Xiao: i don't think i would refuse an invitation from you like that.

Ganyu: why?

Xiao: because I like yo. . . .

Ganyu: *staring at him*

Xiao: *red* . . .your horns! I really like your horns.

Ganyu: *with a massive blush* o-oh, ehm, t-thank you, i. . . .i-i just remembered something ningguang asked me to do, i'll see you later xiao. *leaves hurried*

Xiao: i. . . *groans*

HY: PFFF!!! GHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH MY REX LAPIS!!! I CAN'T!!! I JUST CAN'T!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! MY BELLY HURTS!!! AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

GY: "i like your horns"? Hehehe, smoothest line on the book.

PY: *chuckling* i-i'm sorry xiao, but I can't hold it back, i'm really sorry. *chuckles more*

EY: I'm sorry man, I would pat you in the back if I could, but I'm. . .you know, dead?

HY: I'M PRETTY SURE HE WISHED HE WAS TOO!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Xiao: *red* YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST!!!

It’s Scaramouche’s fault.

When Childe wasn’t thinking about it, it was fine. But then Scaramouche just had to open his disproportionately large mouth, and now Childe is thinking about it.

He can’t stop thinking about it.

It being, in Scaramouche’s words, your disgustingly obvious simp crush on that blonde girl who kicks your ass regularly.

Or: It takes a while, sometimes, to realize certain things, and Childe has never been the greatest at this whole feelings thing.

Jerza + Wendy: Found-Family Fic

For @shadyhydrathesnekqueen​ !

I hope you feel better soon, dear! And I hope you enjoy this short little read! <3

Jerza + Wendy: Dad

          “Shh…” Erza laughed a little as Jellal leaned over to press a kiss to her cheek. “Shh…! Don’t wake her up!” Wendy was fast asleep, pressed between the two of them on the couch, blanket wrapped snuggly around her shoulders, popcorn bowl set aside on the coffee table.

          “She fell asleep during the movie,” Jellal grinned, “I think she’s not going to wake up any time soon.”

          “It’s late,” Erza murmured. The TV was glowing in front of them, on the home screen for the film. “We should get her into bed.” Between them, Wendy jerked a little, as if she was dreaming. Erza paused, watching the girl closely. Another nightmare…? She glanced over at Jellal, their eyes met. She could see he was worried as well. Wendy had nightmares every so often. They were always bad. The girl between them let out a whimper—she was afraid. Her eyelids fluttering.

          “D-Da…!”

          “Wendy!” Erza whispered, “It’s just a dream, dear, wake up!”

          “Dad!” Wendy shuddered in her sleep, and then her voice rose to a scream. “Dad! Dad! N-no! Dad!”

“Wendy!” Jellal gently shook the girl’s shoulder, “Wake up! It’s just a dream, it’s just a dream!”

          Wendy’s eyes fluttered open. She was only conscious enough to realize she was alright, realize she had been dreaming. “D-dad…” she mumbled, dropping into his arms, “You’re okay… you’re…” she was asleep again before either of them had time to ask her if she was alright.

For a moment the room was silent. Erza’s eyes met Jellal’s and her lips turned up in a bright smile. “Dad.” She mouthed.

Dad? Jellal glanced down at the girl in his arms. Do I… really deserve to be called that? Was she dreaming about someone else…?

***

          When Wendy woke up her body was sore. I had another nightmare. Her body was always sore after the bad ones. She felt guilty. That means Mom and Jellal had to deal with it. Her gut twisted in knots. She hated that. That she was such a burden to them. She hated her nightmares—how she could hardly remember them when she woke, only flashes, and how Erza and Jellal always remembered them and how she screamed for them.

          Those nightmares… they were always the same. She could always remember flashes—Acnologia…. And someone she loved being hurt—right in front of her. It made her feel sick. Just don’t think about it now. It’s over. She slipped out of bed, her muscles protesting, pulling on her warm knit sweater and slipping into slippers. It was early, she left her hair down, tiptoeing downstairs to the kitchen to get something for breakfast. She was hoping no one else would be awake, but Jellal was sitting at the table, reading a book and sipping tea. He glanced up when she stepped in.

          “Good morning,” he said, smiling a little. “Do you want some tea?” She nodded once, and he got up to grab a mug, filling it with the warm drink and setting it in front of the chair next to his. “Come sit down.” She padded over to the table, pulling out the chair and dropping down to sit next to him. The tea was hot, so she wrapped her hands around the ceramic mug to warm them, and let the steam warm her face.

          “Thank you,” she said softly.

          “You’re welcome,” Jellal responded. There was a pause, before he said, “Wendy, there’s something I want to ask you.” Wendy glanced up at him to meet his eyes. “Do you… want to call me ‘Dad’?”

          Her eyes widened, and she glanced down at her hands. Why is he…? Suddenly she remembered waking up the night before, screaming for him—screaming Dad.

          “I… If you… I mean, if you… if you’re…”

          Jellal laughed a little, reaching out to pull her into a gentle hug. “I’d like that, if that’s what you want.” Wendy felt tears sting the corners of her eyes, as she gripped Jellal’s shirt and held him tight.

          “Yes!” She whispered. It made her heart warm. I have a mom and dad. She smiled, holding Jellal close. I have a mom and a dad.  

Happy Birthday TarTar Sauce Tartaglia!💦

his exhaustion dissipates at the thought of Lumine btw-

Prompt

Jealuc AU: Diluc is Klee’s biological father but has amicably separated from Alice who is trying to push Diluc and Jean together.

investigation complete

Klee: Hey Diluc, can I go get some candy?

Diluc: what did Kaeya say?

Klee: no

Diluc: then why do you think I’ll let you?

Klee: Because Kaeya’s not the boss of you.

Diluc, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap