Eva Green

In this city, there is no Dana. There is only:

Who am I gonna call?

I made improvements to the bird calendar in our office. (inspired by those tiktoks)

Remember when you could “dismiss” ads? Then, it all changed so, I would shitpost the ads b/c after I posted them (for some reason) those particular ads wouldn’t show up on my tl anymore...

Now, I’m too inundated with crazy ass ads that it doesn’t even seem worth it any more. Like, what the hell is up with these

Like, can you imagine waking up in the morning & a thick, fatty piss comes outta ya & yer like “Yes! This magical product worked! Good thing I calmed my tits a couple nights earlier...”

I really don’t understand the concept of a “side piece”. If there’s a mutual attraction between us - I would definitely introduce you to my partner because there’s a strong possibility you’ll be attracted to them as well (our personalities are very similar & we’re both pretty cute). Why would I exclude my partner from the possibility of shared attraction & emotional connection?

If there isn’t a shared attraction between all of us... Then, that’s that. Friendship? Possible. Side piece? Nope.

It’s very liberating to be able to express attraction to other people without judgement or jealousy when you & your partner are confident in your approach to potentially sensitive emotions. There is no scenario in which I would hide those feelings from my partner & I know they feel the same way. (I mean... we talk about these things all the time.)

Is liking tiny homes basic? I don’t care. If I had powerball money, I would buy a huge plot of land to build a bunch of tiny homes/treehouses & greenhouses with renewable energy sources. That’s what I call “living the dream”!