Nonono She Said “I LOVE YOU KARLIE” On Her Bday Then She Said “can’t Wait For A Lifetime Of Adventures

The straightest Taylor Swift songs

1.Betty: Writing a song about yearning for a woman is such a hetrosexual thing to do.

2. Marron: Yes because most straight men have scarlet lips.

3.Wonderland: It’s a complete coincidence that Diana had her wonderland tattoo removed right after this song was released. 

4.The Man: Because most straight women wish they could brag about getting bitches and models.

5.Don’t Blame Me: I don’t know what you're talking about being in a straight relationship is totally falling from grace.

6.Hits Different: Because wanting to melt another girl's world is extremely straight.

7.Dress:  Wanting to date your best friend is such hetrosexual behavior right? Right?

8.Gorgeous: Because it makes total sense why it would be worse for a man to not have a girlfriend than to be single.

9.Now That We Don’t Talk: Because it’s completely logical for “Truth is I can’t pretend it’s platonic it’s just ended” to be written by a straight woman about a straight man.

10.Daylight: “I used to think love would be black and white but it’s golden.” is such a straight lyric to write.

11.I Know Places: Because every straight person has to worry about people finding out about their relationship with their partner.

12.End Game: Because her being in a relationship with a man no ones ever heard of would be a big conversation.

13.Illicit Affairs: Again having to hide a relationship is such hetrosexual behavior.

14.Question: Because a hetrosexual relationship is totally going against gender norms and is not at all considered suitable and right

15.Ours: Because most hetrosexual couples have to deal with people disapproving of their relationship.

16.How You Get The Girl: Because most straight women are extremely familiar with how to get the girl. 

17.Out Of The Woods: “The rest of the world was black and white but we were in screaming color” is such a straight lyric you guys.

18.All Of The Girls You Loved Before: Because “all of the girls you’ve loved before made you the one I’ve fallen for” makes total grammatical sense for it to be about a man.

19.Glitch: Because it’s so common for a straight relationship to start off as them supposed to be just friends.

20.The Very First Night: Because there is no reason as to why “they don’t know how much I miss you” breaks the whole flow of the song.

i just can’t get over it

Swifties won at the Grammys this year, let’s be honest

Lesbian culture is you’re so gorgeous, I can’t say anything to your face

Taylor and Karlie met in 2013….another interesting coincidence right?

Taylor talking to MTV about the number 13…

And the 2015 Vogue article, just in case there are any new Kaylor’s around.

ITS CHEMISTRY 😏✨✨✨✨✨✨💕😏✨

i was looking at the awe website at that unbelievable duo necklace taylor wore in her autumn tiktok and i realized today that there are different versions of the design.

this is one of them.

guys there are so many parallels to her other songs in mr. perfectly fine

all too well: “so casually cruel in the name of being honest”

mr. perfectly fine: “mr. casually cruel”

last kiss: “you told me you loved so why did you go away?”

mr. perfectly fine: “mr. looked me in the eye and told me you’d never go away”

how you get the girl: “when you left her all alone and never told her why”

mr. perfectly fine: “mr. never told me why”

I knew you were trouble: “no apologies, he’ll never see you cry”

mr. perfectly fine: “mr. never had to see me cry”

dear John: “long were the nights when my days once revolved around you”

mr. perfectly fine: “mr. everything revolves around you”

the story of us: “I used to know my spot next to you, now I’m searching the room for an empty seat”

mr. perfectly fine: “sashay your way to your seat. it’s the best seat in the best room”

white horse: “it’s too late for you and your white horse to catch me now”

mr. perfectly fine: “someday maybe you’ll miss me but by then you’ll be mr. too late”

Oh so whimsical...

Taylor announced Fearless TV describing it as “whimsical” on 2/11(13) ...

Karlie posts about her “whimsical” evening at the NY Botanical Garden on 6/4/21(13)

Okay Betty we see you and you’re being quite loud:

🥂🌻🎨👽🍃

Glasses

Daisy

Art

Alien

Leaves

GLAAD

The fact that “five seconds later I’m fastening myself to you with a stitch” is the definition of Taylor and Karlie’s friendship/relationship around 2014/2015 and how they were seen EVERYWHERE together. How they were called “twins” and inseparable. They were fastened to each other. Some people could interpret it as “sexual” lyric, as I did first, but it just hit me. Yet, some swiffers don’t care enough to use their brain.

OOOOH, anon, this is good. Note the caption: "Inseparable"

You just gave me another idea too.

A stitch is: a short piece of thread that has been sewn into a piece of cloth

Who is our fashion model that has clothes stitched?