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Karlie’s 25th Birthday

No post, just a very special gift-from Taylor Swift.

I know y’all were devastated as I am about being disappointed last August 4, 2017 where the most awaited birthday post from Taylor Swift to Karlie Kloss never dropped that shocked the hell out of everyone. Karlie didn’t seem to mind though:

Intruiging, what that special gift is.  😏😏😏

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uNsQRurk7w

“Little Black Dress” parallel

So aside from this being one of my favorite moments on the album (I was not a swiftie when og fearless was first dropped so I’m late to the party on how fantastic this outro is), I’m surprised I haven’t seen anything about this (maybe I’m late on this too, but I’m surprised that this wouldn’t be some of gaylor 101 introductory evidence):

1) female pronoun that is not even couched in the “male POV” and

2) this parallel to an iconic sapphic interpretation of Tim McGraw?!?

This outro from Other Side Of The Door is a call back to TM and with its female pronoun it corroborates the theory that in Tim McGraw, Taylor isn’t listing memories (one night when she’s wearing a little black dress and another night when she is wearing a pair of jeans), but rather describing one single scene, where she is wearing blue jeans and resting her head on the chest of the other person (a girl), in a little black dress.

This is an important puzzle piece?!

Remember that time…

KK tagged TS as a Daisy, then TS said that she is the love of her life’s daisy, and then drew a picture of the daisy in her liner notes, where she historically gives clues about who her songs are about?

I'm genT13 on twitter!!!

y’all really weren’t listening when taylor said so i wander through these nights, i prefer hiding in plain sight, my fourth drink in my hand these desperate prayers of a cursed man, spilling out to you for free, but darling, darling, please, you wouldn't take my word for it if you knew who was talking, if you knew where i was walking, to a house, not a home, all alone 'cause nobody's there, where i pace in my pen and my friends found friends who care, no one sees when you lose when you're playing solitaire.

Taylor Swift - Lover

Cuddling naked under the blankets on a cold day just feeling each other’s warmth would fix me

I was wondering if anyone knows any speculations of the Ryan Reynolds scene in YNTCD where he's painting two buildings with the LGBTQ flag but he's looking at two empty seats? I just found that one weird

Quarantine life and PR

Hey, Folks! This post is to try to help some people who still find it difficult to see and believe that there are relationships that are PR. And since this is a Kaylor blog (even if it’s not in my header, one day I’ll still update this. I swear!), I’ll pick up our favorite couple to illustrate some PR situations.

Before starting, an important point to note is that Karlie’s social media accounts have long since become an almost exclusively working tool. For those who followed Karlie Sunshine Kloss this is notorious. I don’t even remember the last time I saw a random post of her making funny faces or a silly video of her having real fun with her friends. Posts about herself, Karlie Elizabeth, are very rare. Anyway, nowadays, her IG is basically just work. That is, her posts are made to sell and promote certain products and people… like, KWK, IMG models, Jerk, Adidas, Estée Lauder…

Taylor in Quarantine:

1) Taylor said she started working in folklore when “they” (she and WB, she hinted to Apple) were stuck in LA during the lockdown (in California, started on 3/20/20) and that she stayed there for about 4 months. So Tay stayed in LA from late March until, more or less, late July/early August (Rolling Stones magazine).

2) On the day of the release of folklore, Aaron said in his IG that Taylor contacted him to work together in late April, and the next day (04/28) sended a cardigan for him (Tay’s IG “Not a lot going on at the moment”-04/27).

3) The lockdown was relaxed in California on 5/18. (x)

4) And even after the reopening of California, according to the dialogue between Tay and Jack during TLPSS (and Aaron in RS), folklore was recorded/finished when Tay was still in LA, at the “Kitty Committee Studio” aka the house her in LA. And only after the album was released did Taylor join the rest of the folklore family in Hudson Valley/NY, around the beginning of August (see item 1).

5) It was probably in the period between August-October that Taylor went to the UK. Period when the piano part of song evermore was recorded (if KK’s WB, she may have accompanied Tay, after all she spent most of the year using latergram, mainly after May), and when Tay made the video for GMA in the studio Marcus Mumford and also when she was papped with JA (I’m almost 100% sure). Why do I believe Taylor did all this in London, including the papped (published in 01/16/21), in 2020? Because London only relaxed the lockdown between June and October. In November the country started its second lockdown. And in the middle of December, there was an increase in the restrictions measures and there was a specific rule in effect that: “only one person from one household can find a person from another household, in a public and open space”. I don’t remember if this rule was already valid in November, but apparently it was. And as the “couple in love” lives “together” and in a “place of the two of them”, that Tay walk with the “mother-in-law” and JA could not have happened, since in January, once again the isolation measures were hardened, and in the 01/05, UK had started the third lockdown. During the period of November and until today, if I am not wrong, the restriction measures have only increased. That is, the papped is a latergram! (Sorry, Toe. Lie! I’m not sorry, “no, no, no, no”. Lol).

Could Taylor break through the block and pay a £ 200 fine? Of course, she’s a millionaire. But I think it is unlikely that she will do that, since she herself spoke of her displeasure at the inconsequence of people not respecting isolation. Not to mention the headache that Tree would have with the tabloids if she was caught breaking through the quarantine. Don’t forget, Taylor is terrified of bad publicity.

Tay’s PR was done after she avoided seeing the face of “oat milk” as much as possible, apart from their papped, and used the card “WB is my boyfriend” at the Grammy to try to sell the story that, even though he never appeared throughout 2020 with her, even for things related to folklore, they still staid quarantined together. And there is no use trying to justify his disappearance as WB with: “Ah! But they’ve a private relationship and he’s shy”. Okay, I respect both. But the purpose of creating and using a pseudonym for writing is precisely to hide the true author of a work. There’s no sense in them creating WB and a month later revealing their identity, if “Prince Charming” didn’t want to be noticed for that. Do you understand now?! And to make it clear, Taylor only revealed that she was Nils Sjöberg because people noticed her voice in the song, and started talking more about her participation instead of CH or Rihanna. And Calvin, being the asshole he is, started to claim that the success of the song was thanks to him who had created the hit.

Karlie in Quarantine:

1) At the beginning of the pandemic, Karlie was in NY for two months. A period in that cabin, supposedly, she was with Jerk. However, the few times he appeared, I think it was twice in her stories, guess who was with them? Jerk’s husband, Mikey Hess, who, despite being a “new father”, was spending time with them. During that time, some people here even realized that KK used latergram, at least once, while she was supposedly still there; And another period, in the city apartment, where she “lived” with Jerk, however, the only time he appeared with her in the apartment, it was a few days before Kar left NY, when they were papped on the building balcony.

2) Karlie was in California from mid-May to early August. Wait! Almost identical to the period that Taylor was in LA too… this is just a “Koincidence”, right?

3) Last year, on 5/18 (the same day as the relaxation of restrictive measures in California. Other Koincidence!), Kar posted a storie saying she was on her way to West with “Loved ones” (as she was seen days earlier on the porch with Jerk, implying that they were still isolated together, so it’s kind of implied that he went with her to LA). After KK published this post, a curious fact occurred, we had no idea where Tay could be and Kristine/Kimby lived in LA at that time, some here on the fandom still said, “Well, she has two sisters who live there. She may be going to stay with them”. A fair thought. However, on 05/20 Kar posted a video running on the beach and a pic with the Kloss women (#WomanCrushEveryday). A few hours later, Kristine, the sister who lives in LA, reposted KK’s pic and said she missed the sisters. WTH ?? Who did she go to stay with in LA? We were left with only one possibility, Taylor and their children furry and four legs, Mer, Dibles and Benji (The Swift Family!). After that she spent a long time without showing any pictures that she could say where and with whom exactly she was, despite posting a lot about BLM, KWK and old photos.

4) During that time, she showed us that she spent a few days at her parents’ home (Missouri) and most of that time, apparently, in California. I say apparently, because Karlie uses a lot of latergram to not say exactly where she is. For example, in July, she posted stories with KWK students for a few days while she was at the Kloss’ house. And in the middle of these stories, one day, she posted a video of a beach, as if she were on the coast. And Karlie did things like that, often in 2020. Another example, she was papped in NYC in August/September/November, but she was still posting photos and videos from her time in California, as if she were there at the time of post… That’s the incredible advantage of using latergram! She can be anywhere and pretend to be at the opposite end of her real location (Kar can do this easily because she’s a millionaire and learned to do it with the best person at being a ninja, her wife!).

5) Throughout her period in California Karlie had a long time without having to do stunts with Jerk personally, using only photos and videos alone, showing a beautiful house, supposedly hers, as a scenery. She was papped alone only once. Jerk appeared in a pic she posted and they were seen strolling together, all this only at the end of July. To be more exact, they were papped 3 times in those two weeks. And one of those times, were those photos taken in which Kar is wearing a white dress and a pissed off face. I remember reading around here, some people commenting on a girl who had said something like: “Karlie lives near where these pictures were taken. They’ve a house here in the neighborhood”. From what I understood from this conversation, the girl was saying that Jerk and Karlie own a house in the region. I don’t know who the girl was. In fact, I don’t even remember the blog where I read about it and much less do I know if this girl really existed or if it was all made up, the girl and the story (if someone saw this story and can share what/where it was, you don’t need to tag anyone and no blog, just share here how the story went). But even if neither the comment nor the girl is real, there’s someone else who hinted that Karlie had a house in California, one of her sisters.

Do you remember this photo?

Now see the comment from Kar’s sister!

After reading her sister’s comment, what does Kristine induce us to think? That this is the new kitchen at Karlie and Jerk’s house in California, right?! Okay!

Some around here have seen these photos and know where the house where Karlie spent a few days is, but for those who have not seen it yet, here is the link to two different sites of the same house. (x) (x) After I say all this, you must be asking yourself: “But where is the PR done by Joshlie 🤮?”. The PR was made through the suggestion that they both went to spend time in California together, in the photos that Karlie took in supposed “their new kitchen”, in the various photos and videos that KK took in supposed “their home” and in the papped of joshlie.

Now pretend for a moment that you never heard of Kaylor and that Jerk is not a disgusting person, okay?! If you had seen only what Karlie did in that last paragraph, you probably wouldn’t even look at this situation twice. You would just say, “Look! Karlie Kloss spent a season with her husband in California. Nice! Good for them.” Right?

Now, after you have seen Kar’s photo in the kitchen and looked at the photos of “Joshlie’s house” on both sites (Go look!), I will introduce to some, Misha Nonoo, the supposed woman (beard) of Mikey Hess (Jerk’s husband), at her home in California.

Did you notice anything in common in the pictures of both?

Look at the dates of the IG photos, in addition to overlapping the date of the photos, all photos were taken in the same house!

Kristine hinted that the house belongs to Karlie, but Misha claims that it belongs to her. WHAT?!

And the most interesting thing is not even trying to find out who the house belongs to. It does not matter! The real million-dollar question is: If Karlie is truly married to Jerk, and she just had “his” son and, according to many, is living her best life alongside the man “she chose instead of Taylor”, why did Karlie spend part of her time in California pretending to be just with Jerk, at “their house”, when in fact she was just covering up the time that Jerk and his husband were spending together hiding in that house in California? Or maybe, both guys weren’t even in LA, just their beards doing most of the dirty work, and they showed up after, only a few days, to do a photo or two to make people think they were there all the time (what’s typical of Jerk!).

To be more clear, if joshlie was real, Karlie would just have to share some quiet moments of the “couple in love” in his real house (and not pretend to be the owner of a house, even if the house was rented), or pictures of them having fun while sharing the house with the “couple of longtime friends”. It would be okay to show your “friends” if they were just that. But in this particular case, this cannot happen because there have been rumors for years that Jerk is married to Mikey Hess. Right here on tumblr there were pictures with Jerk’s personal data showing that he was already married even before “engaged” with Karlie, while her personal data showed that she was single.

Were you able to understand the PR here? Both beards, Karlie and Misha, tried to show some “intimate” moments during the quarantine, at “their” home. Too bad that because of these photos, Kar’s almost brilliant work went downhill because of some posts from the beard of Jerk’s husband, Misha.

But it was worth a try, Kar! Maybe next time, girl. 😉

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P.s.: Do you know an interesting detail? While in California, Karlie appeared in a video, in front of a glass door that does not match either the frames of the supposed “her house” in a Mediterranean style, nor the doors of the Kloss house. Whose house is this, Karlie Kloss?

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The good old days...

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im sorry what???!!! 👀

did we know it was the exact same one??!!!

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