Oh My God Pound Me

milk?

chat, I'm going through a new hyper fixation which is smosh and like I'm already so deep into their lore but im missing like one thing. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MILK FIC??? Sooo many people are talking ab it on smoshler(I think thats how you spell it.) so can like someone please explain. (I need to make more redacted content. I mean I have like three fics ready to post I js don't want to post them.) so erm can someone pretty please explain? (this should've been In the What The Fuck Happened series but im this far into it and I don't wanna start over.)

Smosh has me rethinking my career choices now, like- should I become and actor..? should I audition for smosh guys..?

BOOOOOOOBS

what if..

chat what if i became a streamer? i tried yt when i was younger, (i only had 18 subs. and i am not patient at all.) im thinking ab going the same direction as jschlatt, and js making up a ‘character’ for the bit. (it wont rlly be a character js me if i had more confidence and talked more.) So i could js say unhinged shit and play it off by js saying ‘its a character bro-

so erm thoughts? (PLEASE SONT JS LIKE GUYS I NEED VALIDATION SO PLEASEEEEEEE COMMENT I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO.)

boop.

did i change my pfp? Yes.

will i be changing it hundreds of times? Also yes.

RAHHHHH ERIK PLEASEEEEE I NEED MY ANTON VIDEO. PLEASEEEEE. ‼️‼️‼️‼️😕

also idk what Guy was on but Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead does not go hard..?

but like that line from the heathers musical ( the west end ver) from the song I Will Never Shut Up Again goes fucking hard. “A house dropped on her head the witch is dead- ding dong!!!” makes me wanna break dance on a shark.

plans for kinktober. (maybe)

10/10 - Schlatt : mirror sex

10/14 - Ted Nivison: size difference

10/18 - Dick Grayson and Jason Todd: tag teaming

10/22 - Percy Jackson (BOOK PERCY): overstimulation

10/26- Ghostface (any): deepthroating

10/30 - You Choose!

a/n: please note that these are not final, i made these up on the spot so feel free to share whom you would like to be included in my kinktober.

btw if u choose ‘we wanna chose who’ that vote is going towards yay kinktober

New york 😳

golly.. it sure is lonely here in ny i just wish i would have the luck to see and meet jschlatt.. *sighs* but i guess i’ll just have to settle for normal celebrities..

this is how it feels wanting to start writing for my fic but also needing to write the plot

erm..

me: *daddy issues*

schlatt: *Existing as an older, mean man*

me: 😏

christmas schlatt + schlatt hands. MEOOOOWWWW

i js realized i can’t see what u guys voted until the week is up 💀😭 IM SO IMPATIENT RN BARK ABRK BAKR (also i js read The Deep Dark by Molly Knox Ostertag as oh my fuck? i liked it and maybe you will. It’s a LGBTQIA+ book so if you’re interested maybe give it a read?)

DONT LEAVE ME MICHEAL !!

hey chat, it’s been a while.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BTW 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟪🩷💜💙🎀 anyways i’m bi.

so where were we, right. uh so i’m have some trouble writing and figuring out what to write about. So erm i might do a poll (if i can figure out how to do that) and js see what kind of content u guys want. (i’m too much of a pussy to do shut in ny own cause i need praise.) so uh yeah !!