THIS SHIT GIVES THE RE GAMES A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY HELP

It feels very wrong reading this A DAY BEFORE Bubu is due to enlist...

Pairing: lee taeyong x 10th member!male!reader

Genre: smut, friends to lovers

Warnings: top!taeyong, swearing, blowjob, cum swallowing

Word Count: 1.2k+

Synopsis: a peaceful photoshoot day at the beautiful maldives island led to a confession and a spicy activity...

𓇼 Note: i felt really dirty writing this😭 you can tell that the opening kinda sucks. and honestly i'm not really good at writing smut, and this is my first one too!

the crystal-clear waters of maldives stretched out before the nct 127 members, a paradise of turquoise hues and white sandy beaches. their hearts brimming with excitement, the members had gathered in the tropical paradise for a highly anticipated magazine photoshoot.

the sunlit sky embraced their vibrant energies, as they embarked on a journey that promised to showcase not only their captivating charm but also the undeniable chemistry they shared as a group.

during the photoshoot, taeyong couldn't help but let his mind wander to the countless times he had fantasized about y/n's body during their practice sessions. the way his sweat-soaked clothes clung to his skin, accentuating every curve and enticing movement, had always been a tantalizing sight for taeyong.

he had often found himself stealing glances at y/n when the other members were too engrossed in perfecting their choreography. taeyong's eyes would trace the lines of y/n's body, from the way his hips swayed to the graceful arch of his back. it was as if y/n's movements held an irresistible magnetism that drew taeyong's gaze.

and now, in this stunning paradise, with the sand beneath their feet and the ocean breeze caressing their skin, taeyong's fantasies were on the verge of becoming a reality. he couldn't help but feel a surge of anticipation coursing through his veins as he gazed at y/n, his body radiating an aura that screamed sensuality.

as the photographer captured the essence of their chemistry on camera, taeyong's mind was filled with thoughts of how he would ravish y/n's body once they were alone. the mere thought of unveiling his bare skin, of tracing his fingers along the contours of y/n's figure, sent shivers of excitement down his spine.

with each click of the camera, taeyong's imagination ran wild, painting vivid images of their bodies entwined in a sinful dance of pleasure. the thought of hearing y/n's moans, of feeling y/n’s nails dig into his skin as he fuck y/n on the bed, was almost too much to bear.

but for now, taeyong had to contain his longing, to wait for the opportune moment when they could both give in to the undeniable chemistry that crackled between them. as the photoshoot continued, he couldn't help but to think about what they could do with each other later.

"okay, that's a wrap for this set," the photographer called out. "let's take a 15 minute break and then we'll move on to the next location.”

taeyong took this opportunity to approach you, his gaze intense.

"hey, i want to show you something," taeyong said, breaking the silence between them. he grabbed y/n’s hand and led him away from the set, towards a beautiful spot on the beach he found earlier.

"where are we going?" he asked, his voice barely above a whisper.

"you'll see," taeyong replied, a mischievous grin spreading across his face.

as he arrived at the spot, y/n couldn't help but gasp at the beauty of it. the crystal-clear water lapped at the shore, and the sun was beginning to set, casting a warm glow over everything.

"it's beautiful," y/n said, turning to taeyong with a smile.

"just like you," taeyong replied, his gaze intense.

before y/n could respond, taeyong closed the distance between them, pressing his lips to y/n’s in a passionate kiss. taeyong’s hands roamed around y/n’s body, squeezing and groping him as he deepened the kiss.

"t-taeyong," y/n moaned, his hands tangling in the taller’s hair.

taeyong pulled back, his lips trailing down to y/n's neck, leaving a trail of wet kisses in his wake. he nipped and sucked at his collarbone, marking y/n as his own.

"i've wanted to do this for so long," taeyong whispered, his breath hot against y/n’s skin.

"then why haven't you?" the shorter asked, his voice trembling.

"i-i was too shy," taeyong admitted, "too shy to ask you out."

"but i don't care," y/n said, his hands reaching down to cup his bulge. "i want you, taeyong."

taeyong's breath hitched as he rubbed his dick through his swim trunks. he groaned, his hips thrusting forward.

"fuck, y/n," he moaned, his hands reaching down to grab y/n’s ass.

he pulled him closer, grinding his dick against his hips. y/n could feel the heat radiating off of him, and y/n knew he was ready for more.

"get on your knees, now," taeyong commanded, his voice low and needy.

y/n did as he was told, sinking to his knees in the sand. taeyong's cock was already hard, straining against the fabric of his swim trunks.

"suck it," taeyong said, his voice rough.

y/n reached up, pulling his trunks down and freeing his cock. it was thick and long, and he couldn't wait to wrap his lips around it.

y/n took him in his mouth, his tongue swirling around the head of his cock. taeyong groaned, his hands reaching down to tangle in the lower’s hair.

"f-fuck, y/n, you're so good at this," he moaned, his hips thrusting forward.

y/n eagerly took more of taeyong's cock into his mouth, his lips stretching wide to accommodate him. he could feel the thick veins pulsing against his tongue, and the salty taste of pre-cum oozing from the tip. y/n moaned around him, the vibrations sending shivers down taeyong's spine.

taeyong's grip on y/n's hair tightened, pulling him in deeper. y/n could feel his cock hitting the back of his throat, but he didn't resist, instead he relaxed and let taeyong take control.

taeyong's thrusts became more insistent, his hips moving in a steady rhythm as he fucked y/n's mouth. y/n could feel his own cock throbbing in time with taeyong's thrusts, precum dripping down his shaft.

taeyong's breathing became more labored, his moans growing louder. y/n could feel his cock swelling in his mouth, and knew he was close.

"i'm gonna cum," taeyong warned, his thrusts becoming more erratic.

y/n moaned in response, the vibrations sending taeyong over the edge. he came hard, his hot cum filling y/n's mouth. y/n swallowed eagerly, savoring the taste of him.

taeyong pulled out, panting heavily. y/n looked up at him, his lips swollen and red from the rough treatment. taeyong reached down and kissed him gently.

"you're mine now," taeyong whispered against y/n's lips. "mine forever.”

"break time's over," a voice called out, breaking the silence. "everyone gather and let’s move on for the final shoot."

y/n and taeyong quickly cleaned up, their bodies still tingling with love.

"i can't wait to do this again," taeyong whispered, his lips brushing against y/n’s ear.

the shorter smiled, heart racing with excitement.

"me neither," y/n replied, his voice barely above a whisper.

the final shoot went off without a hitch, and y/n couldn't help but steal glances at taeyong, his mind still reeling from what had happened.

as the day came to a close, y/n couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement for what was to come. he knew that this was only the beginning, and he couldn't wait to see where things would go with taeyong.

He's begging for Nando to retire with him

Desperation never looked this good before.

Here's another ai cover for Taemin😃

Again, Jinjin is Taemin's voice for the video

(my last audio was Hush Hush; Hush Hush, this is Konoyubitomare by JUNNA)

My Yandere Characters Reading some of the shit you Yandere writers publish

Warning 1: I won't be calling anyone out, so you know who you are

Warning 2: They will judge you. Heavily.

Iona (Trans Femme Yandere Oc): Some of you guys worry me. I know I'm a bit crazy, but this is just...*disappointed*

Eunhyuk (Suju D&E Yandere): Y'all are nasty! That's all I'll say!

Donghae (Suju D&E Yandere 2): This has to be sexual harassment in some way. This can't be legal.

Hongjoong (Trans/Intersex Yandere): Why. Why does this exist.

Yeonjun (Fashion Designer Yandere): This is why you get no bitches.

Mark (Supervillain Yandere): WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! THIS IS LITERALLY RAPE!

Jeno (Yandere Incubus): ?!??!!???!?!??!!!

Phayu (Yandere Vampire): I am genuinely concerned about what influences these.

Rain (Yandere Werewolf): You're lucky I can't travel to your dimension because I'D BEAT YOUR ASS!

Lucas (Antihero Yandere): Stop it. Get some help.

Onew (Upcoming Yangire Siren): There are literally stories with Yanderes RAPING their love interest! That's not love! That's fucking abuse!

Phaya (Upcoming Yandere Naga): Kindly delete your stories. The world doesn't need your manipulative fifty shades of grey ripoffs.

Tharn (Upcoming Yandere Naga): This is why God abandoned us. Because he's scared of what he's created YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!

meet the kims - siwon x ryeowook oneshot

synopsis: ryeowook and his husband, siwon, are on holiday in london. unfortunately, someone had to ruin things...

genre: horror, implied smut

tags: murder, lots of kisses, jealousy, possessive ryeowook

warnings: ryeowook is a fucking vampire

note: this was written BEFORE I found out that ryeowook was to be married. please don't kill me. this is just for fun. also "sophie's" is probably fictional (unless i'm wrong), so please don't search up "sophie's cafe in london".

(u can listen to these whilst reading)

Ryeowook's Pov

Waking up with my husband was enough to make me feel calm. Siwon was still asleep in my arms, out cold due to the flight before. Poor Wonnie. Even when we were dating, he was always a tired bubu...

The holiday was mostly organised by our daughter and son, ruka and seunghan. It was mostly to keep us out of the house whilst they did what they wanted to do.

So yeah, here we are.

Since we are part of Super Junior, we had to try and stay out of the fans eyes - even if we ARE married. And even if Siwon WANTS to give fans autographs.

Fast forward, we head to a cafe called "Sophie's", and we are sitting down, waiting for our orders.

"It was nice of Ruka and Seungie to suggest London. Everyone's so polite and generous! It's like I'm in a fairytale," Siwon complimented. I smiled, Wonnie's cheesy comments always bring joy to my soul.

"Yeah, it is a nice place. Shame about the politics-" I was about to say, before Siwon hushed me. Oh. We aren't allowed to talk about the bad politics of the country. Shit.

We now had our orders, and their are more tasty than I originally thought...

(ryeowook's order)

(siwon's order)

Like holy shit! Britain probably has the best breakfast ever(!) - apart from mac n cheese in the morning(😂)

After we finished, we were back at the hotel, and about to get in our room. But...there was a problem.

"Hey, sugar daddy!" I heard an annoying little b***h speak to my fucking husband. "Is that your little brother? He looks so cute! I could just squish his little cheeks!"

I'm not fucking little😒

"He's my husband, my lady. So please don't ruin our night for us." Siwon jumped in, trying to de-escalate things. This made the girl even more angry.

"You're GAY?! NO! HE'S MY SUGAR DADDY! NOT YOURS!" Didn't I just say that we were married?

"Please, just stop harassing me and my husband. We have kids at home, as well. So can you please leave us alone?" Siwon asked, trying to keep calm.

I knew we had to get back in our room. Siwon was just gonna accidentally punch her in the face in anger. Despite Siwon's kind nature, he could get very angry. Even our leader, Leeteuk, was scared of him sometimes.

We were just lying down on the bed, when we got a text from Donghae.

"Hey guys, so that woman who harassed you and Siwon? She was at me and Eunhyuk's apartment last night. And she almost broke someone's nose. You gotta do something, man."

I'd had enough.

I found out her identity as "SuperTitties", aka Summer Nylon. She was a saesang from America and KNEW that we were coming to London. Shit. To make matters worse, she followed NCT fucking WISH!!

Someone needed to put this psycho down.

So I pretended to fall asleep, and turn into my ghost form. So that I could find and kill this bitch.

She was at her house, watching some Love Island or some shit, and was basically dozing off. So I made my move, and drank her dry.

I made sure that she didn't wake up, or struggled. Not because it was fun, but because I'm not a terrible person. I didn't want to make her suffer.

After I had my fill, I took my leave and returned to my body. The good thing about being a vampire-ghost hybrid, is that I can leave no evidence of my crimes.

The problem was that the remaining evidence would be on my mouth.

"Baby! You okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?"

Oh no...

"No, I'm fine," I tried to laugh, but Siwon saw through me, and had a sad look on his face.

"I'm sorry, I thought you'd hate me for killing her. She just...needed to go," I sighed, looking away. But Siwon held me close, silently telling me that it was okay.

"Babe, we've been married for 5 years. I would never hate you. In fact...I love you even more," Siwon said, with a slight smirk on his face.

Thats when I realised - he had came back from killing another saesang.

Flashback...

Siwon's Pov

I was out of the hotel and getting some shopping for my husband, Ryeowook, and also for Donghae and Eunhyuk's upcoming comeback, when a man said, "Hi, do you know where Kim Ryeowook is?"

I shook my head and asked why. "So that I can show that Kim Siwon how I fuck pretty boys!"

He was VERY fucking lucky that he didn't recognise me because if he did, he wouldn't say anything like the bug he was.

So I decided to end the pathetic little worm's life.

I went to his house, and apparently he had company. And god, it was traumatic as fuck.

There were naked women and men doing...things with each other.

God damnit Gen z.

So I just waited til they left, then I made my move.

After dealing with that fuckface, I returned to my body, where Ryeowook was asleep.

Then I realised that he had blood on his mouth, meaning that he did something similar to me...

I smiled to myself, then feigned being asleep...

Present Day

Ryeowook's Pov

I just stared at Siwon for a while, before laughing. Not at him, but... I couldn't believe it.

I then kissed him roughly, letting him taste the blood. Siwon smirked against my lips, then placed me down on the bed

"Do you wanna go rough, baby?" I asked. He nods, still smirking.

Oh baby...I couldn't tell you what happened if I wanted to. But just know, that I am the dominant one.

Hurry! (Part 3 of Painful Feeling of Revenge) - Mark and Melanie

Synopsis: With Jeno, Suho, and Avery in danger, Mark needs help with the big boss!

Note: Pretend that Rishi Sunak doesn't exist, as Lise Chetersford is Prime Minister, not him.

Mark's POV

I tried to get a good signal, but I couldn't hear Suho, Avery or Jeno anymore. Only Joe. He was laughing at us. Saying that MI11 was a useless team that was just a foil to MI6. He then said the most haunting thing he had ever said to me in my life:

"Its such a shame that Suho is meant to have his comeback tonight...looks like those fans of his will have to listen after his obituary..."

That had done it for me. I rang up the boss.

"MELANIE!!! WE NEED HELP!!! JENO SUHO AND AVERY HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY JOE!!!" I screamed in the highest decibel possible. Melanie was fucking scared. "What?! Are they okay??"

"They won't be if we don't hurry and get to them!" I replied, gathering my gear. "Meet me at 10 Downing Street in 10 minutes!" Melanie rushed me off the phone.

It was a good thing that we lived close by. Because we had rushed to London, the state were kind enough to give us temporary housing. Soon I had arrived at the Prime Minister's house.

Melanie was waiting with Lise Chetersford, the Prime Minister. She looked very concerned. "This is Miss Chetersford. She's the Prime Minister," Melanie introduced me. We shook hands and we got to business.

"How dangerous is this Joe guy exactly?" Lise asked. "Well, he's kidnapped a fucking demon so yeah, very," I interjected. "I had word from Camilla that the King hasn't been seen since you guys had arrived. I have a horrible feeling that he too is a hostage..." Lise told us.

Oh no...if the King of England is in danger then...

This is not gonna end well...

I'm sorry but-

Lewis, first of his name, the king of Mercedes 🏹

in my f1 fantasy AU!

I will restrict writing Kpop fanfics (for now)

Don't worry: This is not because of the Taeil situation (even though it is bad, my condolences to the victims btw). This decision has been quite tricky to make since I've been gone for quite a while.

I have decided to temporarily limit making kpop oneshots. This will not affect anything else.

The reason why I'm taking a break from writing those is because I got myself locked into some crazy fandoms. And there are too many to count. So, to save energy, some fandoms will need to be put on a waiting list.

I'm not sure when the restrictions will be lifted, but I'll let you know when they are.

With that being said, have a great day out there!

I've been lied to...

HE'S BACK!

I don't know if this is a fever dream or reality

Just watch the video. You'll see what I mean.