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Mythics

Hello, Jaybird Here. I am putting this here. I made several types of Mythical beasts, Though a some are generic, I try to add my own personal Headcanons to a lot of them. Especially the hellhounds and Griffins, I specifically designed several of each. I just wanted to warn anyone looking at my small and crappy blog in advance.

This actually ties to a personal headcanon of mine, that mythical monsters are still on the surface, only in hiding. It would explain why that kind of monster isn’t seen underground, and why their mythology is still around, unlike the rest of the monsters, not even known at all, really.

Too Many Skeles - Nicknames For Y/N

If you have any better gender neutral nicknames for any of them, let me know

Canine: Kiddo

Thunder: Tweety Bird

Bear: Wolf or Lone Wolf

Sweets: Cupcake

Kid: Sib

Squirt: Friend

Dust: Pixel

Ghost: Angel

Classic: Whisper

Origin: Cookie

G: Birdie

Keeper: Bitty

Royal: Grace

Dream: Sunshine

Nightmare: Moonbeam

Edge: Doll

Boss: Fighter

Ink: Chef

Sparrow: Sky

Raven: Loop

Error: Divergent

Blueberry: Muffin

Stretch: Honey

Raspberry: Serenity

Pup: Treasure

Hip-Hop: Twirl

Latin: Sunflower

Star: Galaxy

Nebula: Sky

Cross: Lizard

Asy: Dragon

Spirit: Goof

Majesty: Muffin

Prince: Twitch

Geno: Knight

Lust: Kitty Cat

Passion: Clover

Gonna post for no reason. You can't stop me.

How about we just have like... hey trans people, post your pay links or wishlist or whatever you got without the exclusionist stuff. I'll just reblog em a bunch.

Imagine this...

Wheeljack.

High off his Rocker.

Flirting with a Con

Bulkhead going ballistic over this, but only because Jackie flirting with someone else.

Dndnsjd blame Yeet for this one lads.

The kids are at the dollar store and Miko finds the air fresheners and announced she’s gonna buy “the good kush.”

Little did they know it actually was the good kush for the bots.

Like, they offer Optimus one to have for his alt mode and he holds it closer to his face to inspect it, and it gets all up in his olfactory sensor.

Within minutes he’s a wide-eyed, limp pile of robot. Giggly fucking mess. Wants everyone to cuddle him, bring it in. The kids’ guardians also all turn into robot goo when they give in to the cuddles, because Optimus shares the air freshener with them.

Ratchet does further analysis and finds that, somehow, air fresheners have some compound that’s intoxicating to Cybertronians. Because of his analysis, he’s only just a little buzzed and less grumpy, but this is because he probably has a higher tolerance given his past as a party animal and potentially dealing with a lot of accidental sedative exposure as a wartime doctor.

Resistant to the Good Kush, if you will.

This is absolutely amazing.

FREEDOM!

I did not know this. Our minds are MESSED UP!

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

No.

I like tumblr because it’s the only social media platform that isn’t like “look how great my life is going right now!” it’s literally just shitposting. it’s the one website that doesn’t destroy your self esteem. no one has ever read a text post that just said “bungus” and been like “wow they have their whole life together and I wish that could be me” and I’m here for it

Can you do a reaction of the UT Gang reacting to the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

Hmm... This oughta be fun, thanks for giving me this ask, friend.

So... Frisk, Chara and Asriel invited you to watch a movie with them

Asgore and Toriel are okay with the idea too, so you have no objections

When you get there, The whole crew is there

Sans is already snoring away on the couch

Papyrus is yelling at Sans for being asleep on said couch

Alphys and Undyne are watching Mew Mew Kissy Cutie on Undyne’s phone (Which Surprisingly hasn’t been broken yet)

The trio of kids are sitting on the floor, waiting (im)patiently for the movie to start, while their parents are watching them, while cuddling

When everyone finally notices you, a spot by the kids on the floor is opened up

After a small argument, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is chosen to watch first

As soon as the car is shown, new and improved, Sans is no longer asleep, instead watching the vehicle with scientific excitement

The trio start singing along to the song

Papyrus and Undyne hound Alphys to make it

Said scientist looks terrified, until you step in, saying that it is only fiction

The two deflate, but grudgingly look back to the TV

After the movie ends, Alphys and Sans get into a heated debate whether or not building Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is possible

The trio keep singing the song

Undyne and Papyrus are chatting about how amazing the movie was

Asgore and Toriel agree that they enjoyed it, but wish the song wasn’t stuck in their heads

All in all, a good day

Especially after the kids keep singing toot sweets off key

and sans uses his whoopie cushion instead of a whistle