This Stupid Fucking Picture Of Lacie Ruined My Whole Life Because It's Become The Blueprint For All Other

I'm scrolling thru post after post complaining about the world ending and then I see "I want daddy to eat it 😈" and I'm like you know what. Refreshing.

stahhhp putting Ai and academic honesty discourse on my dash I was cheating on everything in highschool 7 years ago

recently learned the term "completionist" for people who watch movies by picking an actor/director/screenwriter/etc. and just go down the list and watch all their work. I think directorial completionists are the most primitive form of completionist. It's what you do when you are a new cinephile on the offender registry. you think it makes you really smart but what you don't know is that it locks you in the trap of auteur theory. which is for losers. the next step of completionism are actor completionists. these are good and noble perverts. they end up broadening their horizons because their only concern is that a movie have 1 guy in it. they'll sit through movies with zero reviews on letterboxd. they'll find shit the actors have no memory of. the greatest tier of completionist is screenwriter completionists. these people know Pulp Fiction was written by 2 guys.

I miss the wet cigarette man

2024 welcome to my house yeah i'll sleep with you just come here yeah go into my room we're gonna have sex i prommy. ignore the big eyeball outside come on we're gonna have fun.

a still of debi mazar in girl 6 dir. spike lee, 1996

Got those nasty acrylic nails for my reservation at Dorsia tonight. Now I can give handjobs with teeth.

Hey guys I deleted a lot of the posts on this blog and probably won't be posting for a really long time. Social media has been bad for my ""art"" because I always feel like I need to rush myself, then end up having nothing good to post anyway. On top of that I'm in the midst of a quarterlife crisis and a cancer scare and a timeline shift and and.

By the way, it's snowing buckets on the gulf coast for the first time since the 1960's. (We've had much smaller amounts of snow in my lifetime, though.) I've gone MIA from my office job and will be walking around in it all day.

my eccentric 55 year old coworker just told me that it's gay to talk to other men about movies because their sexual fantasies will always inspire their opinions on a film. he would do numbers etc. etc.

if you were to crucify Lowly Worm, would you do it like this or like this?