That Last AU Gave Me An Idea!

HOLY FUCK YA'LL

Somebody pls redraw this as emesis blue medic

I spent 3 hours making this, excluding breaks Merry christmas Tf2 commuity and Heavymedic nation.

To all the Americans reading this, hang in there you guys, and please stay safe

Wait in the SU AU is Sniper a pearl? Like I feel like he's a pearl and he's yellow- And Saxtons a diamond and yellow. Coincidence 👀 Or I should go back to bed

no you are on the right track anon :] here’s Pearl!Sniper’s backstory and some lore of the AU :3

to be continued…

if you’re wondering who’s RED pearl, well if you read the tf2 comic "Loose canon" we can see Blutarch’s assistant, thats her. yes i know she’s Blu but i had already put Bidwell as Blu pearl and we never saw Redmond’s assistant so i put her instead :p

and yes Gray Diamond doesn’t have a pearl, did he shatter it? did he not deserve one bc he was the smallest and weakest of the Diamonds? idk :p we’ll figure it out later maybe lol

My boyfriend said that sniper’s backstory sounds like Alex’s from Madagascar 2. I made this out of anger. I refuse to go insane alone.

Yeah

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If Pyro was a teen in 2020, they would totally name themself Arson

I feel the need to clarify that im talking ab the tv show version of the peguins, not the madegascar movies, cuz the tv show is comedy gold

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