Can’t Relate, I’m Dating One

Thanks you England’s very own Karl for tagging me in that, still don’t know how tumblr works properly so here’s this in no particular order:

•Psychosocial- Slipknot

•Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)- Big & Rich

•Hell of a Ride (Studio)- Bo Burnham

Honourable mentions:

Would You Love a Monsterman - Lordi • GG6 - Amaranthe • Duality - Slipknot • WORDS, WORDS, WORDS (Studio) - Bo Burnham • Shake the Baby Silent - Lordi • Twist - Korn • Shit - Bo Burnham • Fallen Angel - TIX • Harper Valley PTA - Dolly Parton • Believe Me - Lordi • Post Break-Up Sex - The Vaccines • Puppy Princess - Hot Freaks

@neo-archaic

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

i can't- 😞💔💔i cant believe im going to say this 😣 but ☝️ i think 🤔🤔you don't care whether I get into acting school or not!!! 😡🤬🤬 Oh my God 😭 I'm gonna be sick 😢🤢 I'm gonna be sick 🤮🤮🤮💔💔

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

I’m literally cackling rn this is so funny 😭😭😭

dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

Can someone please explain to me the sudden change in Hypa Hypa by Eskimo Callboy???

has anyone else had problems with the hunters moon imperatour date back shirt coming with not dry glue on it?????

This is what itd look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw