How Is Trump Alive?? Like Hes Rlly Gone Thru His Whole Life Like That …. And No One Has Ever Just Fuckin

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

This is what itd look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

My sister is currently trying to convince me buying an evil eye talisman for myself is unlucky

pov: You’re reading a Thomas Hewitt Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fic

https://open.spotify.com/track/33vxkbipMdiCOJSHMvpqIf?si=_fkyDnsyRu6RPawNaSkktw

This is literally just for myself, but i finally get to see a doctor about getting an assessment for autism. After literally 5 years. This feels weird

I’m literally cackling rn this is so funny 😭😭😭

Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree

heavy on the poorly worded part

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic