Ur A Loaf Tiger :)

you have to share an apartment with the 4th character in your camera roll for 3-4 years.

One day, I'm going to be pissed off by a guy with a boombox...

And you'll never see me again.

One day I will be shot by a murderer...

And you'll never see me again.

One day, my partner and I will find like-minded people...

And you'll never see us again.

One day I will go to purgatory...

And you'll never see me again.

One day I'll be in Nevada...

And you'll never see me again.

I did this with Russian text, but for Tumblr, I want to put a version without text... I hope you enjoy it.

× air kiss × 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤍🤍🤍

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

hi i need urgent help with bills again

a couple of bills auto-deducted and now i'm 170 australian dollars in the red!!!!!!! i also had to pay for a doctors appointment and have had to borrow money from people to eat so i cannot pay this myself

PayPal.Me

Pay cyancees

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0/170

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Sausage (I’ll see myself out)

DAMN YOU LEMAN YOU FURRY FUCK

Good new: I'm back with a new phone.

Bad new: I Just realized i Lost all of my collection of books.

why did i think spartacus was referencing radio rebel what’s wrong with me

benom…

For every person who dreams up the electric lightbulb there’s another who dreams up the Adam bomb

NOOOO DONT BOMB ADAM