I'm Here For The Sassy Gordon Porlock. This Man Deserves To Say Fuck As Many Times As He Wants.

I was in theater class and my teacher asked what we'd adapt into a musical (after watching shrek: the musical) and my first thought was red valley

guys itd be. so fucking funny.

Warren Godby really said 'this guy is just interesting' and then proceeded to get away with him on a road trip to blow open some cryoshit (without telling his wife) and get codependent and abnormal about the guy over the course of about two weeks.

Folks I think this guy might be just interesting or something...

full credit to @eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes for everythign but the art, i am but a henchman

um.

so this was the vibe I was getting from that bit

It's finally starting to feel like Spring 🌷🌷

I don't know if I'm getting anywhere at all with it but I just can't help thinking.

Achtung! You can disagree with me regarding my 'The Master and Margarita' theory but I really don't want to argue with anyone ever so if you think I'm wrong PLEASE don't tell me.

My theory and spoilers for S4E3 under the cut

In the novel 'The Master and Margarita' by Mikhail Bulgakov there're several storylines that compose the novel. One of the storylines takes place in Ancient Judea, the city of Yershalaim and the main characters of this storyline are Pontius Pilate and Yeshua Ha-Nozri. I've been through some tense discussions regarding whether or not Yeshua is The Jesus we all know (imo he obviously is). There are several hints in the text that the story from the Bible differs from the one we read about in the novel because the events were written down with some significant changes by Yeshua's follower Matthew.

So long story short: in the novel we read about the events that were then edited by a third party and turned into the Bible as we know it.

Ok now to my main point. I've been thinking about the scene with Marmite and Warren arguing about which instrument Gordon played. And Marmite is like a bit too confident about it for someone who's never even met Gordon. And considering the literal cult they have going on... I can't help but wonder if that's what happened to Gordon or more so to the idea of him. Is he believed to be someone else? Is he believed to have done the things he never did? And don't even get me started on the fact that bringing him back is one of the main goals. Because right now Gordon is a Schrödinger's cat and bringing someone like him back to the reality where there's a CULT built around him... Well, it would be a little too close to resurrection, wouldn't it.

Anyway, I hope Gordon isn't going to become the next Jesus, it would be fucked up. But well. Yeah. I believe that Warren is right about the bass and it's not him being an asshole who knows nothing about his best friend, it's actually the cult being weird.

In conclusion, 'The Master and Margarita' is an amazing piece of literature and I'm an idiot who's just spent 2 hours writing this.

He's precious

Hugh Dancy in Hannibal bloopers

Red Valley relisten hits so hard right now. I just miss Gordon so much he means the world to me.

Also 'let me live vicariously through you' is CRUEL. Dude NO SHIT you'll live vicariously through him. 44 YEARS IN THE FUTURE.

I really hope he's going to survive. This man has only ever known being overlooked and neglected let him be loved I'M BEGGING.

Some poor quality Warren Godby memes because this podcast is my brainrot.

I may or may not make some more of these.

will graham reinvented having a slut era. yeah sure jessica you hooked up with a guy on tinder? i fucked my psychiatrist who's also a sociopathic cannibal who's also a lithuanian count.