why does this explain why feel good inc is my fav song for my bf to play on bass?...
Aries: On Melancholy Hill
Taurus: 19-2000
Gemini: RockIt
Cancer: Stylo
Leo: Do Ya Thing
Virgo: Sleeping Powder
Libra: DARE
Scorpio: Murdoc Is God
Sagittarius: Clint Eastwood
Capricorn: Andromeda
Aquarius: Feel Good Inc.
Pisces: Plastic Beach
*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*
Saturday, February 13th: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help. I've had to remake this, as I still need help and I'm become a bit ill from the flu and need medicine.
As most of you are already aware, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as I don't receive my U.C benefit until the end of the month, and I am still awaiting the outcome of my PIP assessment (March 2021 at the latest)
I'm completely heartbroken to keep asking for help, but I still desperately need some as I don't have anyone else to turn to, and I really need to keep my utilities/heating on as it's now between -6 /-12°c here and getting colder. (Goal £200)
If anyone could send me £10/£20 for my gas/electricity meters or a little more to help me get flu medicine + groceries to do me til the end of the month, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now.
Thank you for all your help!! ♥️
cryin a lil bit
it's got nothing to do with fate and everything to do with you
“international love machine, and genius behind Gorillaz..”
the bottom of my foot says “property of murdoc niccals”
happy birthday hubby. 🔥
Things you shouldn’t say to someone who identifies as pansexual:
“haha so you’re attracted to pans?"
"wow thats a bit greedy”
“so basically you’re just bisexual then”
“haha you must like sex a lot!!!”
“but you’re with [someone of opposite gender] so you’re basically straight”
“but you’re with [someone of same gender] so you’re basically gay”
favorite noodle quotes from interviews
bonus murdoc bragging about her:
🎉I’m trying to raise money for top surgery! 🎉
So far I’ve been able to afford my consultation fee, and I have enough for the $1000 deposit. My consultation is next month, but at minimum the surgery will cost $8000.
I’m living with my parents who aren’t accepting, so it’s coming entirely out of my pocket.
Anything you can spare I’d appreciate 🙇🙇🙇
NoOoO MY POOR NOODS 2-D WHHYYY WOULD YOU SPEAK OF THIS IMMA HELP NOODS HOLD YOU DOWN AND MASH UR EYES
Russel: “Remember what Noodle said, 2D? Remember?”
2D: “Yes…”
Russel: “Tell me what she said so I know you understand.”
2D: “She said to stop telling embarrassing stories about her or she was going to mash my eyes into a jam and eat it on her toast…”
Russel: “Good. Now we’re about to go in for this interview, so keep that in mind and don’t. Say. Anything. Embarrassing.”
interviewer: “2D, Russel! So glad to have you here today!”
Russel: “Glad to be here.”
2D: “H…”
interviewer: “I’m sorry, what was that, 2D?”
2D: “N… Nood…”
Russel: “Don’t do it, man.”
2D: “N… Noo…”
interviewer: “…”
2D: “NOODLE GOT HER FIRST PERIOD AT AGE ELEVEN WHILE SITTING ON MURDOC’S LAP!”
Noodle:
Is a little shit
i love this with all my heart
he’s a fun size super nice guy