Sometimes I Say Self Loathing Things To My Therapist And He Looks At Me Dead In The Eyes Before Saying

Jus' a bi' 'f pprmnt tee f'r me

Tea or Coffee? (ft. Gorillaz)

Murdoc: Tea (7 sugars) 

Noodle: No preference 

Russel: Tea

2D: Peppermint tea

Ace: Coffee 

Del: Coffee 

This came to me when I was attempting to explain Noodle's backstory over dinner

Bring Me The Horizon - Drown (x)

“international love machine, and genius behind Gorillaz..”

the bottom of my foot says “property of murdoc niccals”

happy birthday hubby. 🔥

HGFKDSLHFLKSDHKLS 🤣🤣☠☠☠☠

Murdoc: Careful Russ, it's muggy out there.

Russel: I swear if I walk outside and all our mugs are out there, imma break your nose in three places.

Murdoc:

Murdoc: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

Do you look like me, do you feel like me  Do you turn into your effigy?  Do you dance like this?  F O R E V E R

NoOoO MY POOR NOODS 2-D WHHYYY WOULD YOU SPEAK OF THIS IMMA HELP NOODS HOLD YOU DOWN AND MASH UR EYES

Russel: “Remember what Noodle said, 2D? Remember?”

2D: “Yes…”

Russel: “Tell me what she said so I know you understand.”

2D: “She said to stop telling embarrassing stories about her or she was going to mash my eyes into a jam and eat it on her toast…”

Russel: “Good. Now we’re about to go in for this interview, so keep that in mind and don’t. Say. Anything. Embarrassing.”

interviewer: “2D, Russel! So glad to have you here today!”

Russel: “Glad to be here.”

2D: “H…”

interviewer: “I’m sorry, what was that, 2D?”

2D: “N… Nood…”

Russel: “Don’t do it, man.”

2D: “N… Noo…”

interviewer: “…”

2D: “NOODLE GOT HER FIRST PERIOD AT AGE ELEVEN WHILE SITTING ON MURDOC’S LAP!”

Noodle:

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

I-....

FUUCCCKK!!

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