"to Smithereens" Is One Of The Worst Things To Be Blown To. Right Up There With Weezer

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If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

This remains, to me, the most poignant Les Misérables quote

Who is this man and how does he know The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

"I'm too sober for this," I say before taking a huge chug from a wine glass full of chocolate milk

ask your dentist about Tooth

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

The Clouds Explode, May 9th, 2024

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